The Chronicles of Seth

The butts and the bees.

[buttmaster3000]

[buttmaster3000]

May I buy you a dinner?

Neurotic Milkmaid: no

Neurotic Milkmaid: you hamless heathen

Teabacco: I have ham

Teabacco: my butt is made of ham

Teabacco: very meaty

Neurotic Milkmaid: no

Teabacco: yes

Teabacco: I have ham butt syndrome

Teabacco: it's a rare disorder

Neurotic Milkmaid: ok

[buttmaster3000]

Teabacco: I like bacon and only sometimes ham

Teabacco: mostly bacon though

Teabacco: it is the best type of pork

Neurotic Milkmaid: no

Neurotic Milkmaid: is close

Neurotic Milkmaid: but no

Teabacco: the best pork is porkbutt

Neurotic Milkmaid: no

Neurotic Milkmaid: is not close

Neurotic Milkmaid: but no

[buttmaster3000]

Teabacco: no ham

Neurotic Milkmaid: yes ham

Neurotic Milkmaid: fuck you

Neurotic Milkmaid: I'm putting ham in my ramen

Teabacco: okay here is what I say: Ham? No.

Neurotic Milkmaid: nigga

Neurotic Milkmaid: u gay

Teabacco: how about I take ham

Teabacco: and put it in your butt

Teabacco: because that's what ham is

Teabacco: POO

Neurotic Milkmaid: nigga

Neurotic Milkmaid: u

Neurotic Milkmaid: gay

[buttmaster3000]

http://www.analfisting.com/ http://www.analfistingkittens.com/ http://analfistingbabies.com these are my favorite websites

Seth

[buttmaster3000]

Seth & Knuckles: dicks

gotta speed, keed: giant dicks

Seth & Knuckles is now Offline.

[buttmaster3000]

I don't believe that spaghetties count as people he's less than human if he is truely a spaghetti

Seth

[buttmaster3000]

ZBoob: next thing I know you are going to start calling people basic

Seth: congrats

Seth: breadstick dildos, Amelia

Seth: breadstick dildos

[buttmaster3000]

Skirts suck #kiltlife

Seth

[buttmaster3000]

Seth: butts

Capricious Butterfly: ok

Seth: tell snowe I say hi

Seth: Do you have Monstra Huntra 4 yet?

Capricious Butterfly: no

Seth: ok

Seth: dats gay

Seth: u gay

Seth: ps lol

Capricious Butterfly: ok

[buttmaster3000]

[buttmaster3000]

Seth: someone stole seth.no-ip.biz after I let it expire

Seth: now I'm stuck with my other domain

Seth: butts.no-ip.org

Aero: o

Seth: I'm rly upset about this

[buttmaster3000]

I'm so fresh you can pickle my nuts #swag

[buttmaster3000]

Seth: you should email u instuctor

Seth: tell him u like butts

Seth: and then he be like o

Seth: wan2c mine

Seth: and then you be like o....no thx...

Aero: pls go

[buttmaster3000]

Seth: I like butts

Aero: o

[buttmaster3000]

Seth: my butt better than chroms

Seth: his butt like

Seth: C+ at best

[buttmaster3000]

"Wait how big is your butt for them to think deskob is a bookstore"