the Girl Scouts have been passing out little green leaflets with a PSA i thought was pretty important if you wanna come to Male’ City
not that you can. We haven’t had a human newcomer in the city in, like, eight years. There is an impenetrable forest surrounding us that devours all life, and there are shimmering fish in the sky that eat aircrafts
(the Gatekeeper does not count)
but if you make it here, this is super important!!!!
Here are a few of the rules to follow, when you are in Male’ City:
1)Â Â Â Â Â Do not look at the moon for too long. It is too bright, and it whispers to you with the voice of someone that sounds like your mother. If one does happen to look at the moon for too long (say, for longer than ten seconds), they should be taken to the hospital for an emergency exorcism immediately.
2)Â Â Â Â Â The walking corpses in the Jumhuree Maidhan are harmless. They are perpetually rotting and falling apart, and travel in twos or threes. They occasionally try to feed the pigeons their own flesh, and have a terrible habit of shuffling eerily into the background of anyone taking a picture.
3)     The Na’man Kolhu must not be approached.
4)Â Â Â Â Â Do not take pictures of the spectral sperm whale that glides across the sky above Majeedhee Magu in the afternoons. It does not show up on camera, and attempting to prove otherwise damages the device used.
5)     If a creature that is not human approaches you, call 000 and you will be provided with assistance. This includes the fae, jinn, the as of yet unclassified things crawling into people’s ears, and witches.
6)Â Â Â Â Â Any sign of magic (sihuru) must also be reported.
7)Â Â Â Â Â Do not approach any graveyards, under any circumstances.
8)Â Â Â Â Â Do not come near a tree at night. Do not pick flowers at night. If you can help it, do not leave home at night.
9)Â Â Â Â Â The Sultan Park should be given a wide berth as well, as there is a creature currently taking residence there, and will not be moved. She will not hesitate to kill you. At least 28 deaths have been attributed to her in the past three months.
hello!!! my name is Buttercup and this is my blog!!!!
I’m seventeen and I live in Male’, and i decided to make a blog because I need a hobby and throwing rocks at the man who always stands at the corner of the street does not count apparently
he’s always there. I want him to go away, because whenever i look at him for too long, i see spots in front of my eyes and hear a buzzing noise that sounds like many bees in my head. i do not like that man. He looks weird.
i will be posting about things that i like here, which is what one does with a blog, i am told.
