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𝕂𝕐𝕃𝕀𝔼 » strikegcld

[buttrnut]

thank you God for sending this little soul to me. crying today because i can’t stop the time 🥺 it’s all the little things i’ll miss like your cute voice and our long talks on the potty. watching you experience everything for the very first time has been the best part of these last few years 🤍 but on the other side i’m excited to watch you grow into the most special girl i know you will be and all the amazing things i know you will do. happy birthday to my baby forever!!!!

[slowheart]

oh... to wear a pretty dress and have a knife

[buttrnut]

someone called my titties cosmo and wanda today 😳

[babysfirefly-deactivated2022021]

sometimes i think i’m so cute. 

[bornagainemo]

ᴀʀᴛɪғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ, sɪʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛᴇᴅ

[buttrnut]

i’m wrong it’s only 7 

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the fact that jeff and i have 8 dogs now is, phenomenal 

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hey

[plasticblisss]

If a demon ever tried to possess me my first thought would be: good luck with that debilitating anxiety you messy bitch.

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Is there a feeling you miss?

I miss the feeling of just having no worries when you’re a kid, that was the life, bby.

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what's something that would surprise people that makes you really happy

I’m not sure I can think of anything really surprising, I mean.. cooking soothes me a lot, so I suppose that?

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did you have a boy name picked out for stormi or would she still be stormi

Honestly we didn’t have any names at all picked out until well after we knew Stormi would be a girl.

[levitatemusings]

❛ — tmi tuesday! ❜ reblog this post if you’re willing to answer anything that comes to your inbox for the rest of the night, anonymous or not. 

[buttrnut]

my mans coming home and instantly loving kevin is why i’m marrying my mans

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jeff actually might lose his mind but it’s okay he’ll love kevin

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this is kevin 🤍

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teehee i did something