here to burgle ur turts

hey hi im jordan i like video games, snakes, and complaining about things she/her pronouns 29| Canada

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[availablequilts]

Throw size constellation themed quilt in blue and aqua. It is backed with a cotton blue crosshatch print and finished with a constellation binding.

The pattern is a modified irish chain.

This is for sale for $270 USD + $80 shipping.

[mynorthernattitude]

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

[hussyknee]

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

[palant1r]

This is also true of physical disabilities! You simply cannot "mind over matter" your way into being able to do what abled people can do. The only exceptions to this rule are my physical disabilities, which continue to disable me because I simply haven't locked in hard enough.

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[avadaniels]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[everydaylouie]

Bug Battle

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[ruhrohrexia]

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

[akajustmerry]

sorry but if you studied and understood feminism as the liberation movement that it is, you would not be making men who are hurt by a system that still benefits them a top priority. the damage that choice feminism, white feminism, and rampant transmisogyny have done to people's perception and understanding of feminism so that it's now an accepted position to prioritise the individual well-being of men over the liberation of everyone else actually oppressed by systemic patriarchy is mind blowingly absurd. idc about men and boys who feel lonely and turn to misogynistic grifters to fill the void because they're not the ones who will be primarily harmed the most in that scenario !! women, girls (trans and cis) and queer people are. these men's lonliness and anger are problems that won't exist at the same scale when we no longer live in a system that normalises that behaviour to the primary detriment of women, girls (cis and trans), and queer people. i am so exhausted by rhetoric that seeks to center the greatest benefactors of patriarchy over the actual victims of patriarchy, simply because the perpetrators and benefactors of patriarchy don't like themselves.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[jarchaeology]

parental controls on the internet should go the other way around. my mom should not be spending her screen time this way.

[phantasm-echo]

Jedi Knight Koriand’r in a DC x STAR WARS crossover ?? More likely than you’d think…