but you can call me kat

[butyoucancallmekat]

[chrishallbeck]

What is your favorite book?

Patreon.Com/chrishallbeck 

[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

[axleheart]

[srsfunny]

Boris Doesn’t Mess Around

[shycatdreaming]

“Boris is name of accent. Has life of its own.”

*under her bed laughing hysterically*

[itsybittle]

Tater? I feel this is Tater

[butyoucancallmekat]

I feel like the bigger question is how did Tater get a police officer uniform.

[neilaglet]

[sparrf-blog]

[pokemon-personalities]

u know what’s really fun and in style right now? making others feel loved and valued

[princessesfanarts]

By FDASuarez

[feeling-freckled]

These are all the most gorgeous things I’ve ever seen oh my lord!!!

[lizthefangirl]

ughhhhhhhHh

[shubbabang]

Patreon | Webtoon

[silverhawk]

one of my favorite corgi facts - besides how they’re the breed where the term ‘sploot’ comes from bc of how they lay down - is that they’re one of the ONLY small dog breeds that are perfect for herding cattle bc they’re so fucking short that cattle hooves cant kick them while the corgis nip their heels to get them moving

like thats the reason why they’re good at herding cattle. bc they’re little sasuages that can evade hooves and go back to charging and leading the cows. they’re amazing look at them go

[silverhawk]

while this is one of my fave corgi facts, lets also appreciate some other corgi facts that i enjoy:

they’re only 1 foot tall and are the smallest dog in the herding group 

they’re in the spitz family which means that one of the corgis closest relatives is the siberian husky. like. huskies and corgis are cousins as far as dog breeds go. let that sink in. a sled dog is the taller cousin of this 1 foot tall cow herder

its a common belief that vikings had corgis and traveled w/ them. like. actual vikings had these tiny, little sausages aboard their ships just bc they liked them so much, and if that isnt the cutest thing

 it was a law in ancient wales that u couldnt steal someones corgi and if u did u’d get fined

welsh legends say that corgis were used 2 pull fairy carts and were like, service dogs for fairies and if that isnt the mOST AMAZING ThINg

MOST corgis are born w/ out tails bc after years and years of tail docking, they’ve evolved to become tailless, BUT

here is a corgi as we know them, without a tail:

aaand heres a corgi w/ its tail:

[wncjeovoeovoeocfjvnrjri]

The last image is filled with unimaginable power. It must be guarded at all costs, lest it fall into the wrong hands…

[takashi0]

@darkvioletcloud

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Why did no one tag me in this

[deactivated-this-account-deacti]

@bbqequipmentfortheblind

[reversewerewolf]

things i say that confuse and worry my coworkers:

“happy birthday” every time i hand them something

“well, that’s not ideal” whenever something is going wrong

“we are in the timeline that god abandoned” whenever i’m mildly inconvenienced

“can’t you see that your fighting is tearing this family apart?” whenever two or more coworkers are arguing

referring to taking medication as “eating medicine”

“time to go back to prison!” when putting animals back in their cages

referring to inanimate objects as (s)he, particularly when i break something and say “oh no, he’s dead.” this concerns them especially when i follow it up with “that’s not ideal”

“what are they gonna do, fire me?”

[dwarvesandrobots]

I work in a blood bank, and constantly refer to blood types as flavors, such as “Oh, you need two units? What flavor is he?” And my older coworkers just look at me confused but my coworker that’s my age doesn’t miss a beat and responds “A Pos”

[reversewerewolf]

this is probably my favorite comment on this post so far

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[owlmylove]

it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these” and i don’t think any other person is gonna be able to love me like that

[butyoucancallmekat]

I am doing this for my drunk self from now on

[joshpeck]

now THIS is a sponsored post

[bob-belcher]

the mood for 2017

[root]

i love glitches like this

[dharmabeatdownblog]

Bethesda Savings and Loan