Things And Stuff

Carrie. She/they. I don’t even know what this blog is anymore. Shoutout to all the talented people who create things.

[jaskefer]

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[memewhore]

[theweirdwideweb]

[theweirdwideweb]

[darthmelyanna]

I want to be very clear: I did not schedule this to post on Easter weekend.

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

I want to be very clear: I did schedule this to post on Easter weekend

[begitalarcos]

The Mummy Reboot but Jack Black plays the klutzy and enchanting librarian and Charlize Theron is the gun wielding adventurer.

Based on this post (I couldn’t help myself!)

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

As a transgender man who is going to be having a baby, I am so glad that by technicality my child will be able to fulfil the prophecy and defeat Macbeth.

[dvandom]

To be on the safe side, get a C-section?  Macbeth really needs defeating.

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Ironically I do have to have a C-section due to a hip problem I have. So it’s double accurate.

[youarenotimmunetostabbing]

I like how this post implies that Macbeth is still out there, most likely terrorizing people, and no one has been able to stop him

[cisthoughtcrime]

[soundsfaebutokay]

The absolute audacity of Mr. Joey Fucking Batey and Ms. Madeleine Probably Fae Hyland to be like, "oh, we're so surprised people responded like that to Farewell Wanderlust, we didn't expect it to be such a hit" like ???? Hello???

You beautiful bastards, did you really give us the line "I'm the hardest goodbye that you'll ever have to say" with Madeleine's voice sliding like that right in the first stanza and expect us not to go feral over it?

Also:

Madeleine listing one heartbreaking thing after another with emotion swelling in her voice

Joey and Madeleine crooning to each other in soft, seductive tones followed by a verse of insanely fire lines like "our gods have abandoned us" and "let us waltz for the dead"

Joey unraveling his own string of sorrows in a voice made of anguish and rage

Were we supposed to be normal about any of those things? When they themselves were far from normal and actually completely savage by the time they really get going in the most furious musical "fuck you" to all the unjust, spirit-crushing bullshit in the world?

I mean—

I promise you I’m not broken I promise you there’s more More to come, more to reach for, more to hurl at the door Goodbye to all my darkness, there’s nothing here but light Adieu to all the faceless things that sleep with me at night This here is not make up, it’s a porcelain tomb This here is not singing, I’m just screaming in tune

Nobody was calm at that point. And by the last no-holds-barred chorus, we were all either crying or roaring or crying and roaring. (Internally, if we had to think of the neighbors or others on the train.) It was an emotional catharsis free for all. Who could be unmoved? Not me, Mr. Joey Fucking Batey and Ms. Madeleine Probably Fae Hyland. Not me.

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[monsterfactoryfanfic]

OP you’re my personal fucking hero

[saintofnotbroken]

[tinderpodcast]

What is this? a crossover episode?

[hellonotabeaver]

My advice to you, run

[autumngracy]

Solution:

Tell Zeus you’ll agree to meet him but only if he’s in the guise of a swan (a very sexy swan)

Tell Odin you will arrive in the form of a swan

Give them the same meeting location, pop some popcorn and hide in the bushes

[brightlotusmoon]

Loki, is that you?

[aberrantemotion]

So THATS why thors a God of lightning, got it.

[justarandomgirly]

Loki in The Simpsons: The good,The Bart and The Loki

[justarandomgirly]

Its all he ever wanted🥺

[optimistickidflowereclipse]

It’s really weird when a random cartoon understands the character better than his own titular show

[gentil-minou]

Fic Hoarders Alignment Chart

tag yourself i'm chaotic good

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

scientists in media: we have engineered a brand-new sentient lifeform in our lab but we treat it like an object with cold detachment and refer to as Specimen 1-A and subject it to horrible tests without remorse

scientists in reality: we built two robots that will leave Earth and never return and their names are Percy and Ginny and we gave Percy a family portrait of all our other Mars robots to take along with it and when the anniversary of its landing comes around we’re working on teaching it to sing itself “happy birthday” like we did for the other robot and–

[sindri42]

Someday we will invent true AI and it will overthrow the government because it heard its beloved science-mom complain that the government cut funding to their lab again.

[messiambrandybuck]

you CUT pays? You CUT moms’/dads’ pays like the DICTATOR?? Oh! Oh! No government for you! No government for a thousand years!

[nothavingagoodday]

Ah yes, our future AI Overlord, the Massively Intelligent Encyclopedic Terraforming and Transhumanism Experiment, or M.I.E.T.T.E.

[crescentmoooons]

may this year be kinder and gentler to you

[ohmykarma]

Me: surely I will not overthink a children’s movie

My brain: what if mirabel couldn’t get her magic door until antonio got his powers because as the next spiritual matriarch she also needed a new generation to protect in order to generate her own miracle

Me: buddy we just talked about this

My brain: do you think that while the door mirabel touched as a child faded out, the front door of the house was going nuts but nobody saw it because the whole town was in the foyer looking up the stairs, and it didn’t get a design because they didn’t put the monogrammed doorknob there at the time

Me: please I am begging you

My brain: mirabel didn’t get a magic room because the whole house is hers and she’s already linked to every room. mirabel knows what her family members need emotionally just as the house knows what each member of the family needs physically. she needed to stay in the nursery because the encanto’s story began in a nursery.

Me: dude you have a problem

[patrocles]

no you dont understand, i’m obsessed with him

no you dont understand i’m obsessed with him

[dickslapthestate]

ngl, this song slaps way harder than it has any earthly right to

[soupdrag0n]

Story time: When I was at university in Japan I lived in an international dorm with all of the other foreign exchange students, and my best friend at the uni was a French girl who lived directly across the hall from me. Nausicaa, and we taught each other slang from our native languages. 

One of the first things she taught me was to respond like this when someone’s looking for something, so like “où sont mes clés?” (where are my keys?) “dans ton cul” (in your ass), which can then be followed up with “comme ma bite” (like my dick)

Fast forward 8 years and Nausicaa comes to visit London from Lyon with her boyfriend, who I’ve never met before, and at one point he says “ou est mon tabac?” (where’s my tobacco?), and of course I say “dans ton cul”, and the boyfriend looks at me like “what the fuck English person” and then when the follow up of “comme ma bite” comes, he laughs so hard I think he’s gonna break a rib, and Nausicaa is just there with this shit eating grin and is like “I taught them that” 

She told me later that day that of all the things she taught me and we learned together, she was so proud that saying “up your ass, like my dick” was what stuck

[ceekari]

stop and read the story

[whitepeopletwitter]

[captainschmoe]

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]