BUY OUR JUNK-MAIL!!

BOJM! is a post-pacifist askblog focusing on Bratty and Catty as they move their back-alley business into a full-fledged shop! Asks are open <3

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A couple years have gone by since monsters officially reintegrated back into surface society. Families have settled into homes, suburbs have been built, and the sun shines above it all. But in a world of potential and limitless possibility - some things just never change. Or, in Bratty & Catty's case, some things change - just not by very much! Having upgraded from a back-alley shop to an actual building, "Buy Our Junk!" is moving up in the world! In fact, they just wrapped up their grand opening! To promote such an occasion, Bratty & Catty have set up a company email to answer the burning questions of all their dear customers!

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Congrats on opening the new Shop! What kind of "junk" are you selling?

They insist it's SUPER high quality junk.

Catty: Junk. Bratty: We sell junk. Catty: Selling garbage was soooo, like, 20XX. Bratty: Even if it WAS good garbage. Catty: And junk is, like, ALL the rage these days! Bratty: We're totes trendsetters, ya know? Catty: Oh My God. Bratty. You are SO right! Bratty: I know right??? Catty: I mean, like, imagine not knowing the difference between junk and garbage??? Bratty: Junk is just garbage that we found on the surface.

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How's business?

( they seem to be doing well for themselves )