Wtf Was I On-

When you find this blog 3 years later and wonder what tf was wrong with you- They/then 19

[blackmarketfruitrollups]

Respectfully, I do not believe you can call yourself a writer if AI is writing it for you.

The increase in fics I've seen where the writer is just like "well it's how I write so scroll if it bothers you"

Babe you're killing the planet

[kirakirinichiban]

[iamwizzzzz]

[rxdxct3d-deactivated20260301]

I couldn't find an official translation so forgive me but it says

"Sometimes we have to look at things that aren't cute and make us uncomfortable."

"Because I don't really understand it."

"Because it has nothing to do with me."

"Because it just feels unpleasant."

"If we keep turning a blind eye like that until we can't see anything anymore, then eventually even the cute things will disappear."

[coffeecutting]

Simon x suicidal reader... him coming back after a mission with no outside communication and finding out they killed themselves... or simon finding reader about to do it...

[b6rntosdiee]

[portaltworemade-deactivated2021]

happy ides of march everyone 

[marshmallowkisses]

Who put all this smut in my angst!

[loneleeghost]

TELL ME IM WRONG, I DARE YOU

[agir1ukn0w]

I’ve already accepted that we didn’t get the more visually daring Cooper covertly (or not-so-covertly) rescuing Lucy under nightfall that I was envisioning, because honestly? I SEE THE VISION. Not only is it more unexpected (in a good way) for Cooper to immediately go after Lucy and bargain for her release with the Legion in broad daylight (which I consider to be just as daring, if not more so), but it is far more impactful visually and symbolically for Cooper to save her in the full light of day, quite literally going out of his way—yet again—to ensure her safety. Plus we got that stunning shot of him standing over her with the sun behind him (and Charlie talking about hope in the flashback)🌞

[guesswhojusttt]

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[elgarwhore]

Imagine Z-team finding out about "Phenomaman calling us breedable" accident...

Prism: bitch, you told them WHAT?!??

Phenomaman: I truly don't understand what I did wrong this time, I simply gave them a compliment regarding they'r feature! On my planet that would be a very nice thing to say😞

Golem: oh boy...

Flambae: yeah you stupid idiot, on you'r planet. You'r lucky they get the concept of you being an alien dumbass, otherwise you would get bitch slapped.

Visi: Unless you'r fucking like crazy and indulge in some kinky shit, but i'm guessing that's just a work im progres.

Sonar: I mean, to be fair, they do have a great rack.

Malevola: I mean yeah, but dude.....

Robert: okey guys, chill out. Phenomaman, next time you want to compliment them on something just say something about idk, they'r hair, or eyes, or tell them they'r smart at something idk.

They'd never let him live it down. Absolutely zero rizz from this man (I need him).

Scenario: The Z-Team find out about Phenomaman's comments

It was an average day at the SDN dispatch office. Robert was going over who to send on another mission as the Z-Team argued over something trivial. From the sounds of it, Sonar had made an inappropriate comment about some woman's ass and now everyone was giving him shit for it.

"Woah, why we getting at me for this? Have any of you guys heard how Phenomaman talks to the new Dispatcher?" Sonar said, trying to talk over the voices of the other members

This caught Robert's attention, as well as the rest of the team, both from curiosity of Phenomaman's apparent behaviour and to see how Sonar would attempt to justify his own actions.

"What has he been saying?" Robert asked.

"Well, anytime I'm in the break room, that newbie is usually on lunch. Anyways, I keep seeing Phenomaman hovering around them on our break, and I'm not joking when I say this- but he called them breedable," Sonar shared, barely pausing for breath while he had their undivided attention.

"Wait- he said that?" Malevola asked in disbelief. "Phenomaman, what the fuck, dude?"

Phenomaman's intercom has been silent the whole time during the arguing, so he was slightly startled when Malevola addressed him.

"Oh? I meant no ill intent. They just have a sturdy figure that could give birth to many young," he replied, as if his answer would satisfy them.

There was an awkward silence for a second before everyone suddenly spoke.

"You talk about them like they're a farm animal, big guy," Invisigal remarked.

"Whoever your old PR is, they need a raise, baby," Prism quipped in.

"Rule one, buddy, never comment on someone's weight. Quickest way to start a fight, and not the fun kind!" Punch Up added.

"Fine if it's a kink thing. But also, how are you getting away with this? Are they not reporting you?" Flambae asked, surprised at the lack of HR involvement.

"Saw him poke their stomach too!" Sonar added, added fuel to the fire as the attention was now completely off of him.

"On Urgot-52dc-" Phenomaman begun.

"Yeah, yeah, big guy. Rubbing someone's belly is considered okay on Ingot or whatever," Malevola cut in.

"If a man touched my stomach, I'm touching his face with my fist," Prism added too.

Robert sighed, the constant overlapping of voices giving him a slight migraine.

"Okay, stop! Discussion over, let's get back to work," Robert said, seeing that the conversation was just going to keep going for the rest of the shift, and possibly whole week, if he didn't intervene.

"And you, Phenomaman. Don't touch or make comments about someone's weight, okay? It's considered rude and it's harassment. You're lucky they haven't reported you yet." Robert's tone was serious, not up for discussion over it.

"Ah... you are right, Robert Robertson. I should apologise. Would a gift basket suffice?" Phenomaman asked, tone a bit quiet as he was unsure of how everyone would react.

"Feeder," Flambae said without hesitation.

The comms then went back to chaotic chatter. Robert sighed, dropped his head into his hands. At least he tried, he thought to himself.

[abstractpyschopomp]

[evieliney-deactivated20260408]

how i feel after searching for hours for fluff but all i can find is sucking their soul out of their dick.

[furtivelysolitaryillusion]

Small Slip Ups

Pairings: Sevika x Fem!Reader

Topic: SFW, comfort

Warnings: mentions of depression and S/H

Short comfort one shot ❤️

Please don’t read on if you’re sensitive to the warnings mentioned.

It started small, going un noticed at first. It’s not Sevika’s fault, Y/n had been used to masking her real emotions under smiles and giggles long before meeting her.

Sevika, despite being an extremely dangerous woman in Zaun, was patient.

She never raised her hand or her voice, never made Y/n feel unsafe or unseen. Which is why, when Sevika found Y/n in the bathroom, arms bloody, she panicked.

Her heart raced as she moved faster then she spoke, gently talking Y/n’s arms into her hands.

“Does it hurt?” She murmurs softly, grabbing a cloth from under the sink.

Y/n nods slowly, letting Sevika run the now damp cloth on her skin.

Y/n watched as the dark red slowly disappeared, leaving only the thin, red, cuts on her arms.

Sevika notices how far they are from her wrists and almost nods in understanding.

“What happened?” She questions, placing a gently kiss to each mark.

Y/n’s face grows a soft red as she watches Sevika, her lips parting slightly.

“Really bad day…snapped I guess…”

Sevika nods before standing, helping Y/n to her feet.

“Cuddles and fluffy blankets?” Sevika questions, a soft smile on her lips.

Y/n sniffles, the sound making Sevika’s heart ache.

Sevika gently wraps her arms around Y/n, pulling her against her chest.

Y/n melted immediately, nuzzling into her embrace like a kitten. She squeezes a little tighter before pulling away, cupping her face.

Sevika kisses her head before taking Y/n’s hand and pulling her to the couch.

Y/n lets Sevika move her around on the couch, making sure to double wrap her in soft blankets and plushies.

After kissing her head one more time she goes to the kitchen, preparing the perfect comfort meal for her little warrior.

Y/n became lost in the colors of the TV, not noticing the mouth watering aroma filling the small apartment. Sevika occasionally looks back to Y/n, making sure she was still bundled up and comfortable.

By the time the food was ready, Y/n was barely awake, her eyes glossy.

Sevika chuckles, placing the plate beside Y/n.

“Sleepy?” She purrs, laughing as Y/n jolts awake gently.

“Mhm…” she nods slowly, nuzzling into Sevika as she sits down.

“I’m sorry Vika…”

Sevika frowns, wrapping her robotic arm around Y/n’s shoulder’s.

“It was a slip, it happens love.” Sevika murmurs, pulling Y/n closer.

“You’re getting so much better, with far less slips. You’re doing amazing.”

Sevika smiles, seeing Y/n smile weakly.

“Here,” Sevika murmurs, handing Y/n the plate.

“Eat up then we can cuddle the rest of the day, deal?”

“Deal.”

[depsidase]

[mugggsiesss]

WHY IS EVERYTHING SMUT WHY WHY WHY JS GIMME SOME HEARTWRENCHING ANGST OR TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF I DONT WANNA SEE THE WORD COCK FOR LIKE A WEEK STAAWWPPPPPUHHH

[quietdemonuwu]

I can write but I don’t think I’m that good… but I need x reader fanfic where they get blown up, like not oh scrapples on them no. Blood everywhere readers brains on their lover, maybe they were running and the explosion happens and they think it’s ok because they still feel readers hand but that’s all that’s left of them, an arm. Like maybe even readers blood goes in their mouth because it’s just instant and they’re tone so much blood so much gore that it’s almost a horror movie-