Pixar posted this little Toy Story zodiac chart all across social media yesterday. Â And it turns out that whoever made this really did their research. Â For instance, Buzz and Jessie...
I looked up the book Love Signs by Linda Goodman, which breaks down relationships by signs. Â Hereâs what I found in Aries Man - Sagittarius Woman:
A Sagittarian girl who's attracted to an Aries man is only doing what comes naturally. Â She admires courage, craves excitement, likes to have fun - and the Ram is certainly not a stick-in-the-mud. Â True he's somewhat bossy, and inclined to insist on getting his own way. Â But he's eternally a sentimental romanticist, and that's what she's looking for, even though this girl may not recognize her own goal until someone points it out to her. Â
Spanish Buzz, anyone? Â I donât think Jessie knew how much she really liked grand romantic gestures until this side of Buzz came along. Â
In her heart, the Sagittarian girl longs for an intelligent, honest man, who will take her into his warm arms and protect her forever - from herself.
Oh, how Buzz protects her. Â Itâs what he does best. Â
If he can convince her that she can trust him to love her completely (unlike those other phony hypocrites who broke her heart), she'll reward him with freedom, stimulating conversation, devoted friendship, affection, humor, warmth and generosity. Â All that is surely worth a little trouble at the starting gate.
Jessieâs been hurt badly in the past, which would have impacted her ability to trust.  Iâd imagine her fear of abandonment might have been a stumbling block in them getting together, prior to Toy Story 3.  But getting past that sure paid off. Now, heâs her security. Â
The only thing he needs to remember is to be honest with her always - keep the  make-believe and excitement alive in their relationship - and not speak rashly, in anger.  Exactly the same things she needs to remember about him.  These two are so much alike.  Proud.  Brave.  Generous.  Impulsive.  Passionate.  Independent.  Idealistic.  And very, very vulnerable to coldness and rejection... especially from each other.  Once they've permanently conquered their mutual  unintentional selfishness,  nothing can separate them.  The strength of their love is unconquerable.  Mars and Jupiter are a formidable combination.
Unconquerable, indeed.  â¤ď¸
My friend @karmabutterflyâ found more descriptions that suit them perfectly on another site:
Love Match: Sagittarius Woman Dating Aries Man
This couple is a dating dynamo! The Sagittarius woman and Aries man are two fire signs full of passion, enthusiasm and life. Sparks fly in this relationship.
The Sagittarius woman has a strong drive to assert her thoughts for what she believes is right. She has a mental courage. The Aries man will assert himself physically for whatever will put him in the position of a leader. Together, these two will lead each other straight into physical and spiritual ecstasy.
When dating leads to sex, the Sagittarius woman will be playful and fun and the Aries man will charge right into action.
There are definitely sparks flying. Â
The same site goes on to add more:
Astrologically, this couple is able to get along so well as friends and lovers that a long-term love relationship can be strong.
If this couple ever gets to the altar, the marriage will be successful. Sagittarius can be flexible and doesn't mind if Aries takes charge and becomes the leader. Both avoid clingy relationships and are tough skinned. Once committed, they are loyal to each other. With Aries' enthusiasm and Sagittarius' audacious nature, this couple can be in a love relationship for life.
Sheâs fine with stepping back and letting him lead. And theyâre not clingy and sappy like Barbie and Ken - yet their love for each other is still evident.
None of this can be a coincidence, either. Too much of it matches up with what weâve seen of them over the years. Hereâs one last bit from the book I referenced:
When the Ram joins Sag, and they travel together, the trip may be a little noisy, but never dull, and they'll energetically defend each other against any baddies who threaten them. The unquenchable idealism of Sagittarius will forever move Aries to spontaneous affection and an unaccustomed compassion - just as the Archer will forever be touched by the naivete and honesty of Aries, knowing that here is someone who can be trusted never to be hypocritical or disloyal. After all the smoke has cleared away, these two will still be standing there, smiling at each other with their hearts. Â