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deusben

babe wake up...i need to tell you multiple thoughts that don't corelate at all that i had in the span of five minutes..

naturalpr3y

My understanders will Understand me

innerchildabortionclinic

(no beers in) I lack a lot of the traits people typically define as human and on occasion it haunts me

reallybadblackoutpoems

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

pangur-and-grim

The grinding process for sharpening anything to a cutting edge on a grinding wheel, or even using a whetstone or even sand paper, would cause a large amount of friction heat that would cause a poor insulator substance, like the flesh of a banana, to heat up and become mushy dramatically fast. On a grinding wheel this would mean sending flying bits of banana flinging across the walls

so what you're not understanding is that you'd use a green banana, which are rigid and perfect for sharpening.

mageofmiind

my favorite set of tags on this post

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[Image ID: Tumblr tags from drifting-knightJar reading: *i begin lurking outside greers workshop and stealin in like a dickensian orphan to collect their banana sawdust*, *i press all the bananaDust into a pan and place it in the oven to make banana bread. we're eating good tonight. sniles.* /End ID]

#thank you prev for the image ID

ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

only-alter-idem

all the other guests: omg don’t turn around but that creepy Ninth nun who took a vow of silence is right behind you! she beat magnus in a sword fight in five seconds. i made eye contact with her yesterday eeek she’s got so much wisdom hidden in those eyes

gideon, wandering around in circles: what the fuck is going on what the fuck is going on where is harrow where is haRROW WHERE IS HARROW

starcrier

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

covid-safer-hotties

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girlfailure-poetics

I have kind of a niche political view on tumblr, which is that I think misogyny is bad even when it’s just hurting women

girlfailure-poetics

and I don’t even think it needs to have a singular benefit for men for feminism and the abolition of patriarchy to be worthwhile

girlfailure-poetics

in fact the abolition of patriarchy could be a net loss for men and I would still think that feminism and the abolition of patriarchy was worth it

creekfiend

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

animperfectangelsblog

mr-deep-downer

topherchris

powerburial

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.