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@bvb09incorrectquotes
Marco: Neuer was so mean to my buddy.
The Team: Yeah!
Marco: So I'm gonna shoot the pen!
The Team: Okay, but -
Marco: Because he knows me well so he can save it. Then he will be better than Neuer!
The Team: MARCO NO!
Marco: Marco, yes! Marco's gotta help a friend!
Mats, emptying his pockets in the evening.
Lionel Messi falling out, looking super offended.
Mats: It's not my fault you fit in a pocket.
Mats: You just screamed?
Marcel: Yeah, I was having a nightmare.
Mats: But your eyes were open..
Marcel: And you're still talking to me so the nightmare continues
Julian B, dancing with Kai: Wrap your arms around me, baby boy
I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings
Uh huh, that's right
You're the one I want
Marco, applauding: You could get married at Westfalenstadion. Just think about how cool that would be, Kai! We could do it at half time of the Revierderby!
Jadon: Now tell us a secret, Julian!
Julian B., blushing: Well, I kinda like Kai Havertz a lot...
Jacob, rolling his eyes: We were asking for a secret!
Marco, walking by: Everybody, I mean literally everybody knows you're boyfriends.
*No paco-No party sign in a room decorated for a birthday party*
Paco, walking in: Guys, my birthday was yesterday?!
Jadon, still half drunk: It was n amazing party!
Marco: Yes, it was.
*Half of the team nodding in agreement*
Paco: But I wasn't invited?
Mario: I knew we forgot something.
Roman, in the back ground near the sign: Seems like we can put this down because it isn't true!
Paco, walking out: Are you kidding me?
Julian B.: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!
Jacob, Jadon, and Achraf: DÜÜDÜÜDÜÜDÜÜM DÜDÜDÜDÜDÜ!
Marcel, watching them: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? YOU ARE LIKE 5 YEARS OLD? HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOE THIS SONG?
Julian B., drunk texting someone: Is your that a priest, because you blessing.
Person: .....
Julian: Is your dad a pies, because you are a messing.
Person: ......
Julian: Is your dad a priest, because you ate a blessing. I got it right that time.
Julian: Are*
Jacob: I have made the decision to trust you.
Thomas: A horrible decision really.
Marco: Come on, these things happen for a reason!
Marcel: Yeah. You.
Mo: Look, I'm just curious. How many hours a day do you spend grooming yourself?
Roman: Some people aren't lucky enough to be as naturally adorable as you are.
Roman: The worst part about kissing a perfect ten is the cold feeling your lips get from touching the mirror.
Roman: Eric, Marwin said it's my turn to use the brain cell.
Mario: Not peony, PENIS! Peeeni...yeah, I'll hold.
Lukasz: Listen, I still want to be invited but I'm not coming.
Jacob: They say the best things take time.
Jadon: That's why I'm always late.
Mario, while totally drunk: Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love.
Mario: ‘L’ is for ‘life’. And what is life without love?
Marco, to Marius and Mats: Oh my gosh, are we supposed to answer?
Mario: [continuing on] ‘O’ is for ‘oh wow!’. ‘V’ is for this…very surprising turn of events. Which I’m still fine with, by the way.
Mario: [voice squeaking] ‘E’! is for how EXTREMELY NORMAL I find it. [gestures to Marco and Marius] That you two are together.
Mario, crying into his drink: And now one day you might get married and adopt children of your own.