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i get mad when people say "prommy" unironically. i dont know what it is. it makes me. like physically upset. adding it to my list of least favorite words alongside "coagulate" and "marinate". eugh

psychotic-gerard

me: i don’t want to see jellyfish so i will blacklist the tag #jellyfish

people with no common sense: je11yf1sh, je11¥fi5h, j*llyf*sh, je//ÿf!sh, j3ï||yf¡sh, gel lee fisk

result: cannot account for the sheer amount of possible ways to alter the word jellyfish

conclusion: i have to see jellyfish now.

Once again, tumblr is not tiktok, tag properly.

nojerama1996

This. Please. Whether I'm avoiding spoilers for a show or people promoting eating disorders, if I block a tag it means I don't want to see it. Spell your fucking tags properly.

dracl-dragon

!!!!!!!

DO NOT CENSOR TAGS

AND SURE AS FUCK DON'T CENSOR WARNING LISTS/WARNING TAGS

brightlotusmoon

WE SAY SHIT HERE SIR

off-brand-halloween-ghost

istg i had to block the tag ‘hot girl 🥵’ to avoid seeing porn videos. that was the ONLY tag on the content. ‘hot girl 🥵’

don’t get me started on ‘$u!€!d3’ or ‘hart self’ (both are ACTUAL examples btw!)

for the love of god just tag it as what it is, no censorship. tag with ‘eating disorder’ not ‘3@+!ng d!$0rd3r’ or ‘ee a ting diss orr derr’

this isn’t tiktok. call it what it is.

assaultmystic-archive

whats cool about being trans is my parents are totally right. i did kill their beautiful son. im the thing that animates his corpse in an ever more convincing parody of a happy girl. i devoured him from the inside out and now there is nothing left of him and he is dead dead dead and there is only me, with my hollow eyes and dark eyeliner and long hair, and my big smile. my limp, effeminate gestures belie the marionetting of the boy they loved. my fagginess is his death. already his body becomes a fitter home for my parasitism in full; the tits, the hips, the thighs. sorry about your kid. thanks for the biomass <3

mybisexualwife

thememedaddy

isuggestrevolution

i suggest not letting it get this far

gold-and-glyphs

Isn’t she lovely 🐰💜

theblip-a

In the beginning, Adrian was drawn a foot taller than rocky. Then two, then four, then several meters taller. The last drawn Adrian was 10 meters. In four days, we could be seeing a giant Adrian every eight hours, until they are coming every four minutes. We should witness a 50 meter Adrian within seven days.

justcakethanks

Everyone wish my husbo a happy birthday today! It's entirely a coincidence this cake idea happened around now lol.

Cake communication based on a suggestion by @anna-neko !

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bvgl0ver

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tribblefarmer

The Bird has been reading up on the human custom called "bowing."

Template by the hilarious @justcakethanks

arackniss-fan

I headcanon that since Jax is TransFem, Evil Jax is TransMasc

Evil Jax: H- Hey Jax! Wow, I sure am glad that you accepted yourself as a trans woman! Now I can live as my true self in the same way you were brave enough to-

Jax: Give me your tits.

Evil Jax: ...W- What-?

Jax: *Holds up knife* give me your FUCKING TITS.

saltwater-goldfishy

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

raviolireptile

I had to draw this

queenxofthescarletphoenixes

I lovee all the transfer Jax art KEEP MAKING IT EVERYBODY FOR EVERY ONE PERSON WHO IS AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT THREE MORE VARIANTS OF TRANS JAC WILL BE BORN

depsidase

cozy-stardust

Imagine Grace defined his name as the elegance definition of grace and Rocky spends years thinking how fucking ironic this clumsy leaky space blobs name is.

Until Grace slips out a sentence along the lines of "could you give me a little grace here" and Rocky immediately points out he used a word wrong so Grace has to explain that yeah, grace means elegance but it can also mean mercy sometimes too.

And Rocky has to suddenly reconcile that the clumsy leaky blob that saved his life twice, that almost certainly doomed himself to come back for him, name is Mercy.

redpandarascal

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.