Jared K.

The insanely cool Jared Kleinman rp

[bwainaneuwysm]

Hi I’m Jared, leave me alone I don’t post I just bully ppl and play games…

Fuck you

(Ooc: my main is @jaredsmagikarphat )

Mains:

Connor: @alittle-bitofspine

Zoe:

Evan:

Alana:

[bwainaneuwysm]

you keep denying your sexuality and you’re literally right opposite me in the gay cafe?? c’mon man we know what you are

SHUT UP CONNOR IM NOT GAY IM JUST A GAMER, shut up or ill tell your parents about your “boyfriend”

[bwainaneuwysm]

OOC: guess who got given a chunk of analysis from the actor this blog is based on (he sent me a small paragraph about Jared and why he is the way he is) so hopefully I can write him better (he did this because I am also auditioning to play Jared in an actual production of deh)

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

stop mischaracterizing Jared

ooc: oh snap

[thatoneidiotavri]

Now what happend to fandom etiquette ✌️🥹

(it's okay to mischaracterize, and its okay to not like it but the rper isnt even far off from him 😭)

[insanely-cool-jared-kleinman-69]

ooc: I like to think I'm perfectly fine as Jared

But if you don't like my Jared then go interact with @bwainaneuwysm. You know... The Jared rper that still makes him a jerk...

[bwainaneuwysm]

OOC: This is the best compliment I’ve ever gotten I love writing asshole Jared and still making him complicated!

[bwainaneuwysm]

how does it feel to be the insanely cool jared kleinman????

AWESOME! THE NICKNAME IS FINALLY CATCHING ON I LOVE MY LIFE! Also I passed that computer science exam so I’m fully back on here!

[bwainaneuwysm]

Jared it’s February come back we miss you

Well it’s march now bitches, sorry I just got so locked into Mario kart I took 2 months of tumblr HEH

[bwainaneuwysm]

wtf is ur username

Ooc: so it comes from an ad lib Tom did as Jared towards the end of the run, the original line was “but instead you just stood there staring at your note cards and saying um, um and um, over and over again like you were having a brain aneurysm”

For the last 2 months or so of the uk tour Jared, being the asshole that he is decided to baby talk Evan on the “like you were having a brain aneurysm” until it became “aww like you were having a Bwain aneuwysm”

This is my favourite line in the whole show because it’s silly and I’ve never seen anyone else do it

[bwainaneuwysm]

Do you have any cool gaming related stuff?? Think like limited edition systems, that sort of vibe

I have a stupid region locked Chinese hey you pikachu limited edition N64 that I hate because of the region lock but when I get it off it’s over for you bitches.

Also a special edition virtual console pokemon blue 2ds that I love dearly

[bwainaneuwysm]

could ya pls tell people that we are not the same person?? I keep getting asked if I was you..

— @jeremyheereishere

Who the hell are you, people think we’re the same person?

I’m so much cooler, smarter and more attractive than you, I mean people call me the insanely cool Jared Kleinman for a reason…

You do have good taste in games tho… hmm, friends?

[jeremyheereishere]

friends?! O-Oh yeah I mean of course I’d love to !

Also I dunno man! I keep getting stopped at school, people keep asking me if I’m the treasurer of this thing called.. uhhm.. the Connor project” ..whatever that is

[bwainaneuwysm]

the Connor project? Why does that loser have a project, I mean he barely has a tumblr account…

Not that I’ve gone looking for his tumblr or anything @alittle-bitofspine

he’s the most unremarkable emo I’ve ever met. I guess he does act like a charity case so maybe that’s why, but what would it be to raise money for, so he can buy more whiny CDs?

[alittle-bitofspine]

Jeez, I’ve not even shocked that you’ve stooped this low. Surely you have better things to do than shit talking me to someone who you’ve just met? Besides, you of all people would know that I’m not worth anyone’s money.

[jeremyheereishere]

O-Oh uh.. you—you must be Connor.. I think. I-I uhm.. I’m sorry bout my ..friend. Didn’t know he was rude like that—

[bwainaneuwysm]

Connor treats everyone like that, whether you’re nice to him or not. At least if you aren’t nice to him you can anticipate and prepare for the rude response back.

Come on Jeremy, let’s go play Mario kart together, which version is your favourite?

[jeremyheereishere]

Ah… well.. alright then if you say so.

I uh like Mario kart Wii! Or Mario kart 7, they’re both pretty fun.

[bwainaneuwysm]

My favourite is double dash but honestly today I’m fully down to play Wii!

[jeremyheereishere]

Alright then!

Come over at my house? I’ve got a Wii

[bwainaneuwysm]

Bet!

[bwainaneuwysm]

could ya pls tell people that we are not the same person?? I keep getting asked if I was you..

— @jeremyheereishere

Who the hell are you, people think we’re the same person?

I’m so much cooler, smarter and more attractive than you, I mean people call me the insanely cool Jared Kleinman for a reason…

You do have good taste in games tho… hmm, friends?

[jeremyheereishere]

friends?! O-Oh yeah I mean of course I’d love to !

Also I dunno man! I keep getting stopped at school, people keep asking me if I’m the treasurer of this thing called.. uhhm.. the Connor project” ..whatever that is

[bwainaneuwysm]

the Connor project? Why does that loser have a project, I mean he barely has a tumblr account…

Not that I’ve gone looking for his tumblr or anything @alittle-bitofspine

he’s the most unremarkable emo I’ve ever met. I guess he does act like a charity case so maybe that’s why, but what would it be to raise money for, so he can buy more whiny CDs?

[alittle-bitofspine]

Jeez, I’ve not even shocked that you’ve stooped this low. Surely you have better things to do than shit talking me to someone who you’ve just met? Besides, you of all people would know that I’m not worth anyone’s money.

[jeremyheereishere]

O-Oh uh.. you—you must be Connor.. I think. I-I uhm.. I’m sorry bout my ..friend. Didn’t know he was rude like that—

[bwainaneuwysm]

Connor treats everyone like that, whether you’re nice to him or not. At least if you aren’t nice to him you can anticipate and prepare for the rude response back.

Come on Jeremy, let’s go play Mario kart together, which version is your favourite?

[jeremyheereishere]

Ah… well.. alright then if you say so.

I uh like Mario kart Wii! Or Mario kart 7, they’re both pretty fun.

[bwainaneuwysm]

My favourite is double dash but honestly today I’m fully down to play Wii!

[bwainaneuwysm]

could ya pls tell people that we are not the same person?? I keep getting asked if I was you..

— @jeremyheereishere

Who the hell are you, people think we’re the same person?

I’m so much cooler, smarter and more attractive than you, I mean people call me the insanely cool Jared Kleinman for a reason…

You do have good taste in games tho… hmm, friends?

[jeremyheereishere]

friends?! O-Oh yeah I mean of course I’d love to !

Also I dunno man! I keep getting stopped at school, people keep asking me if I’m the treasurer of this thing called.. uhhm.. the Connor project” ..whatever that is

[bwainaneuwysm]

the Connor project? Why does that loser have a project, I mean he barely has a tumblr account…

Not that I’ve gone looking for his tumblr or anything @alittle-bitofspine

he’s the most unremarkable emo I’ve ever met. I guess he does act like a charity case so maybe that’s why, but what would it be to raise money for, so he can buy more whiny CDs?

[alittle-bitofspine]

Jeez, I’ve not even shocked that you’ve stooped this low. Surely you have better things to do than shit talking me to someone who you’ve just met? Besides, you of all people would know that I’m not worth anyone’s money.

[jeremyheereishere]

O-Oh uh.. you—you must be Connor.. I think. I-I uhm.. I’m sorry bout my ..friend. Didn’t know he was rude like that—

[bwainaneuwysm]

Connor treats everyone like that, whether you’re nice to him or not. At least if you aren’t nice to him you can anticipate and prepare for the rude response back.

Come on Jeremy, let’s go play Mario kart together, which version is your favourite?

[bwainaneuwysm]

could ya pls tell people that we are not the same person?? I keep getting asked if I was you..

— @jeremyheereishere

Who the hell are you, people think we’re the same person?

I’m so much cooler, smarter and more attractive than you, I mean people call me the insanely cool Jared Kleinman for a reason…

You do have good taste in games tho… hmm, friends?

[jeremyheereishere]

friends?! O-Oh yeah I mean of course I’d love to !

Also I dunno man! I keep getting stopped at school, people keep asking me if I’m the treasurer of this thing called.. uhhm.. the Connor project” ..whatever that is

[bwainaneuwysm]

the Connor project? Why does that loser have a project, I mean he barely has a tumblr account…

Not that I’ve gone looking for his tumblr or anything @alittle-bitofspine

he’s the most unremarkable emo I’ve ever met. I guess he does act like a charity case so maybe that’s why, but what would it be to raise money for, so he can buy more whiny CDs?

[finnick-draws]

dumb kleinsen thing ig. :/

not very good but i had The Visions so i had to

[bwainaneuwysm]

could ya pls tell people that we are not the same person?? I keep getting asked if I was you..

— @jeremyheereishere

Who the hell are you, people think we’re the same person?

I’m so much cooler, smarter and more attractive than you, I mean people call me the insanely cool Jared Kleinman for a reason…

You do have good taste in games tho… hmm, friends?

[bwainaneuwysm]

do you know what six seven is (tom dickerson mentioned ohmygod im ascending)

Of course I do, my friends teach me all the new slang!

(Internally: I have no clue and have mixed it up with 69 in my head, now wondering why kids have suddenly gotten so s3xual)

(Ooc: more Tom Jared lovers are always welcome!)

[bwainaneuwysm]

how would you solve the trolley problem??

This my friends is a question I’ve waited years to answer, and my god is it a fun question!

In summary, the best way I’ve found is to just buy a gun and shoot the trolley through the wheel, making it fall off the track and hit no one! And now I’m the hero that saved 6 people! Now you can all worship me as the insanely cool Jared Kleinman.

[bwainaneuwysm]

tom dickerson spotted!!!!!

I wonder who could possibly run this blog…