im tha king of tha highway

An unserious roleplay/ask blog featuring Kim Kitsuragi.

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Would you peel an orange for me? 🥺👉👈

You have fingers. Presumably nails, too.

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A well needed reminder you should not let your dreams influence your waking life. That's no one else's business. No one cares.

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...a nightmare so common / a repeating motif it takes time and patience to overcome grief you care, lieutenant / why recalling still aches deep breaths, my dear pilot / your body still shakes

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Maybe so, but no one needs to know about it. It wasn't real. Any degree of fretting is unnecessary.

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A well needed reminder you should not let your dreams influence your waking life. That's no one else's business. No one cares.

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🎺 the tumpet / bwaaaa

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Do you repeat to yourself every morning, "I'm Tha King of the Highway" In front of the mirror like some sort of self-affirmation?

No. I only say it when I cut people off in traffic.

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i'm da king of da highway...

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Who said that.

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Hiii bbg are you free this certain day in this month called February 🥺🎀🙏

No. I've never been free in my life and I never will be. Don't ask again.

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Mr. Kitsuragi, what is your favorite tool in your toolbox and why

tiny screwdriver

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caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Is there a bird in my radiocomputer.

[revacholian-crow-deactivated202]

(maybe)

(i have a beak, i can use a keyboard just fine)

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okay. Cool. There's already a turtle, why not.

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caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

Is there a bird in my radiocomputer.

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Doctors hates me. Kineema wants me. Do you agree, lieutenant Kim Kitsuragi from precinct 57?

Is this what the kids call doxxing

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Doctor don't want to see me. What next

I don't know. You figure it out.

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Have you ever partaken in the noble tradition of hotboxinf your car yes/no

Does everyone talk to internet strangers like this?

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Are you kidding, anon? Lieutenant would never let anyone smoke in the kineema, not even with the doors open. Hotboxing it is out of the question.

Harry's kineema, though, had definitely been hotboxed a few times.

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Harry owned a Model 40.

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Have you ever partaken in the noble tradition of hotboxinf your car yes/no

Does everyone talk to internet strangers like this?

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You mentioned not doing requests, but considering the amount of ...passionate people around here you could probably make a nice chunk of reàl by taking requests or like, more hand pics. Just sayin'.

Fine. 50 reàl and I'll give you another photo of my hand.

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If you could go on vacation anywhere, where would you want to go?

I don't really travel.

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Lieutenant i just confiscated multiple baggies of powder from a ginger delinquent and he threatened to come into my room and shag me. Please help.

That's great! You can go ahead and eat it.

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A few days ago your partner bit me and ive been having severe hallucinations of voices telling me what to do. Whats happening to me.

See a doctor.

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It's me the voice in your head. You need to go disco. *Absolutely* fucking disco.

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Okay. Sure.

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Wear your piss faggot jacket

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I don't take requests.