[kadenah-archive]

me on the outside: it’s just a movie

me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands

[wellshitdarlin]

Loki Fics?

Can everyone PM me their favorite Loki fics?

Preferably multi-chapter?

Pleeeassseee?

I’ve been trying to find good long Loki fics, but I end up just scrolling and scrolling forever searching then giving up.

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

What I want to be looking like during quarantine vs what I actually look like:

[wellshitdarlin]

She was never more beautiful. Didn’t matter how frail she got. Even when she lost her hair.

The thing is, when she was gone, I just I didn’t feel much of anything anymore, you know. I didn’t feel scared, I didn’t feel happy, I uh - I didn’t feel anything. I was just here. And that is my strength.

[pedrospascaled]

[pedrospascaled]

[jeffreydaddydeanmorgan]

[pedrospascaled]

Language! 

[iamanartichoke]

... Loki overheats but tries to hide it from those around him.

I had a lot of fun with this prompt because I decided to play with the “Thor and Loki live domestically on Earth” trope and, for all of my love of angst and drama, I can’t resist some good old-fashioned mundanity. Anyway, I hope you like it!

Word Count: 1434

New York, Loki thought, was a sweltering, disgusting, mortal realm that rivaled Muspelheim for its scorching heat. But where Muspelheim was fiery red and suffocatingly dry, New York was deceitful shades of blue sky and green trees. The sun scorched down in cheerful gold rays and the soft breezes that Loki occasionally caught smelled sweetly of honeysuckle.

It could have been Asgard, except that Asgard was never so overwhelmingly hot. The mortals called this time of year summer, and it lasted only a few of their months. By the last week of the month called June, Loki was ready to gladly slit his own throat and sent his soul to Helheim because that realm, at least, was blessedly cool and dark.

“Thor,” Loki said one day, “would it absolutely kill you to make it rain once in awhile?”

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[the--sad--hatter]

Blood Bound - Chapter One

Fandoms - A Marvel AU

Pairings - Loki x Reader, Bucky x Reader (Love Triangle)

Warnings - Horror Themes, Smut, Blood and Gore, Graphic Violence.

Summary/Synopsis - Deep in the shadows of this world of concrete and science, all the myths and legends are not only real, they’re thriving. In the dark of the night, monsters lurk and magic reigns supreme.

You only came to New York to find answers about your past, and instead you found blood and death. But not all monsters are monstrous, and in New York City there’s a faction of Creatures of the Night who would rather protect people than feed on them. And if they can’t protect you, then they will sure as hell Avenge you.

Chapter One - Blood Splatters 

You should have been safe. So walking through the dark streets of New York City alone wasn’t the smartest idea you had ever had. But, in your defence, you had taken every precaution. You had a can of mace in your pocket, a knife slid into your boot, and you were no stranger to a fight. All you had to do was make it six blocks to the safehouse, stitch up some teenage idiot who had gotten himself into more trouble than he could handle, and get home. You should know that nobody was ever truly safe, you should have been prepared for that.

How were you supposed to know that Vampires were fucking real? How were you supposed to prepare for that?

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[thejokersenigma]

Loki Laufeyson x Reader - A Match Made in Hel - Masterlist

Summary: After a Hydra transport party was taken out by the Avengers and a begrudging Loki, they are left with a concussed reader and the question of why she was in the heavily armed Hydra vehicle with such a large guard in the first place. 

The problem is she doesn’t seem to know either.

 (I’m shit at summaries and I don’t want to give it all away!)

(JUST FWI - This is gonna be a rather long series…. I can feel it already….)

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Part 18

[lokikingofasgardslover713]

Masterlist

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[stickerjock]

Back in 2009 a girl from my school got her entire family and my ex boyfriend to make a twilight musical that was literally just them recreating the entire movie but with 3 original songs added in. this is the trailer.

it’s also IMPERATIVE that you all know this was not intended as a joke or satire. this girl just really fucking loved twilight

[pink1031]

This was a request I got through DM for my 1k celebration. The requester wished to remain anonymous.  

Prompt: Negan x reader : Watching Negan bash in skulls really turns you on.  

Warnings: Violence, language, little bit of gore, thigh riding, dirty talk, public sex (kind of).  

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[incorrect-soa-twd-quotes]

If Carl was raised in this meme of a time

Negan: You can breathe. You can blink. You can cry. Hell, you’re all gonna be doing that.

Carl: lmao that’s a fat mood right there. Bet

[gameofthronesdaily]

Tommen, Margaery, and Ser Pounce in 4.04 - “Oathkeeper”

[squidbitch-deactivated20231111]

The best scene in game of thrones is when roose is like “stop eating and listen” and Ramsay looks horribly offended