So I was at the mall one day getting ice cream, and this fine ass white boy walked in. And when I say he was fine he looked like God asked Leonardo Di Vinci to help him create this masterpiece, and he was fit AF. Dark brown hair, strong jaw line and his smile had me fucked up, I couldn’t see his eyes tho since he had on Ray Banes. So he walked use to the counter and this blonde haired blue eyed white girl was working there practically drooling; so he ordered his ice cream and the girl asked him out and he said, and I quote: “No thank you, I like my girls the way I like my ice cream.” THIS MOTHERFUCKER ORDERED CHOCOLATE BROWNIE ICE CREAM! I was the only black girl in that ice cream place so I was screaming inside. Then the white girl was like, “Have you even tried vanilla?” He this boy said, “I did, didn’t like it very much.” And my ass laughed so fucking loud that both of them turned around to look at me, and the boy took off his sunglasses and his eyes, his eyes were so fucking blue it was like the Angels slapped me in the face. And this nigga had the audacity to bite his lip, it was like he was testing me. He payed for his ice cream and started walking to me with this cocky smirk on his lips and I swear I almost fainted. He sat down across from me and I was crying inside because he was so handsome, we started talking and he had a French accent that made me melt (figuratively and literally 😉) I was thanking God, Jesus Christ and this boy’s parents for creating this stick of hotness. During our conversation he kissed my had AND HIS LIPS WERE LIKE PILLOWS, THEY WERE SO SOFT OML WORDS CANT EVEN COMPARE! We spent the rest of day chilling and shopping, we tried on different outfits, which he looked good as hell in all of them. When he was walking me to my car I mentioned how I always wanted to learn French and he offered to teach me and his exact words were: “If you do well you’ll be rewarded. If you do bad you’ll be punished.” AND ALL MY CHILL JUST FLEW OUT THE WINDOW! In my head I took that as some kinky shit and I was so down. We have our first lesson next Saturday wish me luck, because I might not make it word to The Weekend.
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