real shit that was written on this blog: the sentence meme
feel free to change pronouns/words/etc to make things fit better.
“what are you winning? first place in the who’s gayest competition?”
“acknowledging self-doubt? no siree.”
“ if it snows more than two inches i’m calling the cops. ”
“ you can’t call the cops on a goddess, what are they gonna do? arrest her? ”
“there are too many sinners in this world to worry about whose hands have been where.”
“this place is the fucking homo hunger games holy shit.”
“breaking news: [name] is still the worst!”
“you are SO not allowed to grow anymore.”
“why did we do this to ourselves?”
“yeah, his lack of chill is genetic.”
“they’re basically like batman and superman except no one is insisting they should bang.”
“[name] has better morals than i do, i am for sure going to hell.”
“your generosity knows no bounds.”
“i get it, okay, you don’t meet up at midnight, in secret, through a note, to play CHECKERS.”
“what the fuck, amiright?”
“that’s not an observation, observations are based purely on fact, and it’s my observation that you’re full of shit.”
“stop having better comebacks than me.”
“i am finally the dancing queen, young and sweet, only seventeen.”
“…i still stand by that. batman can meet me in the fucking pit.”
“see you guys in hell because that’s clearly where i’m headed after this.”
“delete! undo! command z! i have made so many mistakes!”
“i’m here to prove i’m trash and have no self-control.”
“and it’s nice to see you too— i’m not touching anything!”
“i dunno about you but i don’t feel like exploding today.”
“i’d like you to know i HATE this plan.”
“why would i care if [name] trains shirtless? he can do what he wants.”
“we’re friends now and i’m going to say thank you every time you breathe.”
“four races. you pick two, i pick two. and just letting you know, i’m picking rainbow road. twice.”
“i mean, technically jesus was a demigod. we might even have some family ties.”
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