Smartest #2 Student

semi-low activity mutuals only Berdly RP blog run by Blue

[bxrdly]

MOVED.

Hey gamers, Berdly has been officially moved to my main blog, so if you want to catch him there, follow me at @universalcarnival! Hope to see y'all there.

[bxrdly]

man i really do miss berdly a lot, y’know? been thinking of him lately

[bxrdly]

As of right now, this blog is going to be archived. I don't think I'll get muse for Berdly in quite some time, but even then he'll likely be private only. I apologize if this is inconvenient for anyone, but right now this is my current course of action.

[bunniapa]

winter is soon

[unamusedyams]

Berdly after leaking his own phone number:

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@multiicolor​ sent an affectionate prompt:

“  i like having you here.  ” — noelle !

He’s... Not sure how to respond to that at first. As much as he loves relishing whatever attention he can get, especially that being praise and the like, when it’s told in a serious manner and context like what Noelle is... possibly saying? Words are hard to form out of his beak. He opens and closes it for a bit before looking at her.

— “ ... Really? A-As like... a study partner? I thought you were the one best at that... ”

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Anonymous said:

Chicken boy.

— “ Oh boy, how clever. How long did it take you to think of THAT absolute original one for yourself? ”

[bxrdly]

hi i swear i’m not dead i just have no idea what to make or do on this blog-

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@inquireanerdyberd​ gets another Berd.

— “ ... At this point, this MUST be a dream. ”

At first he thought he had it with a wild adventure in what could only be described as a gamer’s paradise, but no not even a week later (or so he thought, he’s not good with time) he’s face to face with another one of himself. What, did he suddenly find a way to clone himself in the night? No. This is another dream.

— “ And even in my dreams my arm still finds itself to be broken in some scenario. What happened, fell on a rock at the wrong angle... again? ”

[bxrdly]

You know what time it is, it’s time for a starter call babeyyy

[bxrdly]

okay, but new question unfolds......

meme pfp or normal pfp?

[bxrdly]

hi, it’s me, everyone else’s problem

[spiltichor]

B. DYLAN HOLLIS HISTORICAL COOKING SENTENCE STARTERS P. 1 various lines taken from TikTok user bdylanhollis ‘s cooking videos of historical recipes. Some are funny, some are serious so take that into account. Feel free to modify as needed. Make sure to specify the muse it is for for multimuses!

“ This isn’t food, it’s a war crime! “ “ If there’s one thing I’ve learned, Jello is inevitable. “ “ Just like my relationships, candy is unhealthy. “ “ I’m a bit scared. “ “ Your time has come! “ “ Are you a sorcerer? “ “ There shouldn’t be 8 to 10 cups of anything! “ “  This is ridiculous! “ ” From my personal experience, depression and ice cream are a match made in heaven. “ “ How am I supposed to survive the apocalypse if I can’t survive oats? “ “ Sweetie, this needs a lot of things. ” “ It’s an interesting idea because it’s awful. “ “ It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate. “ “ We meet again. : “ What’s the point?! “ “ What have you perfected?! GARBAGE?! “ “ If I cut off my feet, do we still have to do this? “ “ There are too many things happening. “ “ Looks good, but looks can be deceiving. “ “ I wouldn’t mind it in a coal mine, but in a coal mine I am not. “ “ I’ll take a divorce. “ “ …Do you think it could hear me? “ “ Any less and it might gain consciousness. ” “ What’s scary is it isn’t terrible. “ “ French Revolution your pineapple! “ “ We don’t know what it is either! “ “ Remember kids, the main ingredient in pie crust is self-doubt. “ “ Here come the tears. Like my mom after a glass of wine. “ “ Honey that ship has sailed. “ “ It tastes good but it feels like a preexisting condition. “ “ They have this for breakfast. Now that’s what you call bravery. ” “ You’re gonna die here! Yes! “ “ Add one very lonely egg. “ “ What exactly are we trying to raise up? Hope? “ “ What is with dead people and their obsession with lard?! “ “ No officer, there’s no shell in there.” [Pulls out egg shell from bowl]  “ So far so good!” [30 seconds later] “I take it back. “ “ Bake to my liking? Sweetie none of this is to my liking. ” “ Don’t come back! “ “ It came back…” “ This is what I’d imagine a toiletbrush to taste like.” “ Oh I just know this is going to be awful…” “ Disgusting wasn’t enough for you? “ “ Call the U.N. ! “ “…You’re a piece of work. “ “ I should have gone to church. “

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soulcaging​:

                 “  yeah. guys just love gamer girl soup so much. no one makes it quite like the quirky streamer girls, i hear.  ”   please stop talking.

— “ ... Adults are weird. ”

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OOC :   BLUE I LOVE YOU AND I MISSED YOU SM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bxrdly]

IT’S BEEN SO LONG GODDAMN, YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM TO SEE YOU AGAIN

[soulcaging]

                               from a black widow’s reckoning / your fortuitous spine                                opened up like a marionette / danced a whimsical pride                                lend a hand to the silver blade / stir your gut ‘til it pours                              fill our cups with profanity / ‘til the earth is stained orange

                                        feel as lonely as i do ?                                                  ( art cred: x / x )

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soulcaging​:

“  … what if baths are soup. bath bombs are the bouillon and the person the chunks.  ”

— “ ... is that why people sell their bath water? ”