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What's the funniest thing you've seen happen at this bar?

“Boss got her head stuck in Sei’s helmet before and had to use bacon grease and Gil’s girly hands to get it off.”

Two men come into the bar . One is a Caucasian male with a white shirt and a black vest . The other one has kinda the same thing expect his skin looks green. They talk for a while when suddenly laser fire is heard and the green one is dead . The other one runs out the bar .

Good luck getting past the red comet, Dana zane, Solo.She stopped a mall riot by herself by knocking out all the rioters single handedly.

#HAN SHOT FIRST #on a sidenote #get ur starwars memes outta my askbox #Anonymous

"Yo, get me a Fringe Weaver. Also, has a chick lookin' like me but with red eyes come in tonight?" (Lucretia)

“ID, can you pay, and I’m not at liberty to say if it pertains to other customers that may have or have not come in to be served today.”

#trxthandjxstice

Casual Reminder that VA-11 Hall-A takes place in a dystopian cyberpunk future

“2078 is a good year so far.”

Two hundred dollars for a beer!!! Why?!! Don't we have farmers growing barley and wheat anymore?!

“Welcome to 207X. All our drinks are made with the same five ingredient chemicals like everywhere else.”

#Anonymous

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“I don’t have that sort of money, not on me.” Someone’s not used to local currency rates. “I can make things, I’m a maker. Stuff you could sell to offset the price?” Forgive this illprepared patron.

“...Do we look like we accept physical money? Where’s your card, it’ll make things faster...if you don’t have that then we’re gonna have a real problem and I’m gonna have to ask you have a seat while I make a call. Honestly, if you didn’t have money you should have said so after the first drink and I would have fronted it, but after six...can’t really call that a mistake.” She does not like getting played with.

#spiritedsmith

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“1200!?!? How, when, why? Did someone say I was covering them?!” Cue flustered worried and definitely not that wealthy Elf noises.

“What do you mean ‘how’ you had six beers. Beers are $200 per glass.”

#spiritedsmith

The green haired girl after a few drinks is going to kiss the bartender...'s cheek as thanks. "I'll leave a good tip next time I promise."

“You’ll pay first because you’ve racked up $1200 in drinks.” she’s wiping her cheek with her sleeve. “And if you do that again I’m calling my boss.”

#spiritedsmith

"I'd like a big... steak." This is a Bar, not a Bar and Grill...

“Wrong kind of bar, we only serve drinks.”

#rcdpinc

dorcthyxhaze:

🍺 “All true, besides I think you look good as is. Alma is just a giant compared to the both of us”

“*Kira*Miki is even taller than her. I don’t think we’d even be taller than her if I put you up on my shoulders. But thanks, I think. I’ve sort of already resigned myself to my fate. At least my legs look good.”

#dorcthyxhaze

*Has Jill ever had a 💋 thrown at her from a strange blue girl before? Well she has now.*

“THIS IS A GODDAMN BAR NOT A MOTHERFUCKING KISSING BOOTH WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE! DOROTHY I GET BUT EVERYONE ELSE? I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY OF YOU FUCKING WEIRDOS! STOP FUCKING KISSING ME!!”

Of course, all that was said...internally. Externally, she was obligated to be much more civil.

“Okay...you’ve clearly been on a crawl already, so I’m not even gonna let you order. BOSS! CALL A CAB, AND MAYBE COME SIT OUT HERE TOO...WE GOT A CUSTOMER GETTING A LITTLE TOO TOUCHY-FEELY.”

#thathermitwiththehairpin

“...” Looks left Looks right “Betty the Vetty.”

#Jill voice: She's not here to shut down all my puns tonight #if only Deal was here we could get this pun train rolling without risk of getting punched

“I get that the DFC-72 model of Lilim are suppose to be as human as possible with her development and such but what really upsets me is that if Dorothy ever actually gets that factory upgrade she’ll probably end up taller than me.”

#Jill voice: Most Lilim are made to look as is but that's the only model that get made to look like kids then grow #with upgrades of course but still #its not fair why am i so short

Hug night

“Lilim are soft....and warm.”

💋

She knew Dorothy was bold, and she knew that she was forward, but she never expected the girl to outright KISS her like this. While she was still working, no less! She took a moment to think something over for a moment before reaching out and grabbing the girl by the collar.

“...Yeah you know what? Fuck it.”She hoped Dorothy was ready to get pulled almost across the bar and get a kiss planted right on her lips. Maybe a little tongue too, Jill felt like one upping the little bot. She’s lucky she was about to close up anyways, though now she’s gonna get dragged home with her.

Hope she didn’t have any other clients tonight because she’s having a hug night now, with maybe some more kissing too.

Maybe.

#Making out with Jill aka the 'licking an ashtray' experience #that's also had beer poured in it #dorcthyxhaze

💋

“Why do I seem to attract small pink women? What, you gonna tell me you’re a lilim too?” This is getting ridiculous.

#ridehercrop

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