Byebae

How are all my math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me.

[realmymelody]

i just wanna have soft glowy skin, long eyelashes, pink lips, rosy cheeks, lots of cash and no responsibilities

[scntrx-deactivated20191108]

[berqamot-deactivated20190704]

me: I promise I won’t get political…

me, after 3 drinks:

[havingcompassion-deactivated202]

The Government spying on me: this bitch does nothing

[kelly-clarkson]

[byebae666]

My favorite kind of boys are the ones that tastes like pineapple.

[frailqhost]

[peachpitgirl]

[lovelovelovesun]

[aesfetic-deactivated20150917]

When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”

Do you know what a tight pussy is?

An un-aroused pussy.

Your sex game weak.

Bye.

[truthseekingassbitch]

I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.

[officialcrow]

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

[seaking-deactivated20200124]

[ruinedchildhood]

[saltycashew]

Concept: a relationship where you’re both equally obsessed with one another but still respect eachothers space. There is no lack of communication or trust. Lots of sex.

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

Must be nice

[euxiee]

This sounds fake…but ok

[fuckthisblogshit]

Wild fake

[saltycashew]

true i made it up

[h0odrich]

mom: where are you going its almost midnight

me: out

[soysauceb0y]

*cums* *begins to think rationally*

[veryharam]

I hate rich white people

[shadio]

I don’t please donate to my PayPal