[spoof]

Me: *successfully avoids social event* nice

Me: *is really lonely* shit

[illightinati]

[foryourplay]

@genlamar

[unclefather]

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[goodbyetoforever]

Ghost bros

[melonmemes]

[killin-the-machine]

[regularlesbian]

friendly reminder that

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

[teuer]

“hold your horses”

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something

[meladoodle]

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

[64bitwar]

this is stomp dog it shows up to stomp away sadness

[postllimit]

[luna-godess]

[carrionflowerkin]

friendly reminder that keeping plants in your house without their permission is slavery and kidnapping :)

[curtashiism-deactivated20250816]

I honestly can not tell what’s serious anymore on this godforsaken website.

[onlytwitterpics]

[tradgothwillbyers]

Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace

[the-indecorous-flower]

That’s how it gets you

[tradgothwillbyers]

This is so fucking ominous am I gonna die???

[millennial-review-deactivated20]