coolcoolcool no doubt

hi I’m Hanna, I live in sweden and I have no idea what I’m still doing here

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dande-pansy]

[dispatchesfromtheclasswar]

[stroebe2]

[teathattast]

[whitepeopletwitter]

The last one

[guerrillatech]

[nflstreet]

[flork-of-cows-official]

borzoi

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[amynchan]

I wasn’t gonna reblog, but this poor person’s eyes.  They scream of pain and desperation.

[blackgirlmagicx]

[astoriachef]

How am I supposed to stop them?

[valtsv]

*coughs up blood* how do i look? do i look good? was that hot?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[charmers]