Sweet!

is it cool to buy my pals Christmas gifts if I’m Jewish? is that like some sort of faux pas or something?

aquaberryblues

Hey, Chag Sameach man!

Happy holidays!

aw shoot, thanks dude! I'm feeling all kinds of welcome right about now.

merry Christmas!! happy holidays!! Gut Yontiff!!

is it cool to buy my pals Christmas gifts if I'm Jewish? is that like some sort of faux pas or something?

Text to: @polyethanol

[Text]: aye, it’s Liam.

[Text]: you know, Byrnes, Liam Byrnes. uh.

[Text]: I saw you posting. is everything alright with you?

[Text]: I don’t wanna pry or nothing, but you seem pretty broken up.. an I wanted to make sure you were safe.

[text]: Course I know who you is, sugarloaf!

[text]: I’m ok. My pops is jus real sore about my math grade. It’s too bad dumb girls ain’t considered cute no more, huh? 😂

[text]: How’ve you been though? I’ve missed ya!

[Text]: if you’re what’s considered dumb nowadays I must be totally braindead! cuz you’re a whole lot smarter than I am.

[Text]: I’d think you were cute no matter what, because you are cute. real real cute. and I ain’t gonna stop saying it until you believe me.

[Text]: ah, I mean, unless me calling you cute makes you uncomfortable, then I’ll totally stop. haha.

[Text]: oh me?

[Text]: it’s so crazy, you won’t believe it, I actually got a job teaching dance on the weekends at a studio a couple towns over!

[Text]: I mean, holy smokes! how cool is that?

[text]: it don’t make me uncomfy none! That’s real sweet a you. Thank you.

[text]: Dancin is so pretty! I always wished I could. That’s real real cool! You’s gonna make a whole lotta people happy, teaching em!

[Text]: you’ll never be able to if all you do is sit around wishing, silly! I could show you some moves some time, if you’d like?

[Text]: oh jeez louise, I’m going on and on about myself again!

[Text]: you sure everything’s okay, you know, at home? with your pa and stuff?

[text]: things are fine, honestly! I was jus whinin! You should tell me more bout your dancin. I love it!

[text]: an id really to learn a thing or two from you.

[Text]: alright, I ain't about to start prying, but you know you can come to me for anything. I'm not a good talker and my ma tells me I'm not too a good listener either, but hey, something's better than nothing, you know?

[Text]: I'd be happy to teach you some steps! it's real easy once you know how to move your body, I think you'd be a natural!

[Text]: just holler the next time you're free, I'm never too busy during the weekdays.

Text to: @polyethanol

[Text]: aye, it’s Liam.

[Text]: you know, Byrnes, Liam Byrnes. uh.

[Text]: I saw you posting. is everything alright with you?

[Text]: I don’t wanna pry or nothing, but you seem pretty broken up.. an I wanted to make sure you were safe.

[text]: Course I know who you is, sugarloaf!

[text]: I’m ok. My pops is jus real sore about my math grade. It’s too bad dumb girls ain’t considered cute no more, huh? 😂

[text]: How’ve you been though? I’ve missed ya!

[Text]: if you’re what’s considered dumb nowadays I must be totally braindead! cuz you’re a whole lot smarter than I am.

[Text]: I’d think you were cute no matter what, because you are cute. real real cute. and I ain’t gonna stop saying it until you believe me.

[Text]: ah, I mean, unless me calling you cute makes you uncomfortable, then I’ll totally stop. haha.

[Text]: oh me?

[Text]: it’s so crazy, you won’t believe it, I actually got a job teaching dance on the weekends at a studio a couple towns over!

[Text]: I mean, holy smokes! how cool is that?

[text]: it don’t make me uncomfy none! That’s real sweet a you. Thank you.

[text]: Dancin is so pretty! I always wished I could. That’s real real cool! You’s gonna make a whole lotta people happy, teaching em!

[Text]: you'll never be able to if all you do is sit around wishing, silly! I could show you some moves some time, if you'd like?

[Text]: oh jeez louise, I'm going on and on about myself again!

[Text]: you sure everything's okay, you know, at home? with your pa and stuff?

Text to: @polyethanol

[Text]: aye, it’s Liam.

[Text]: you know, Byrnes, Liam Byrnes. uh.

[Text]: I saw you posting. is everything alright with you?

[Text]: I don’t wanna pry or nothing, but you seem pretty broken up.. an I wanted to make sure you were safe.

[text]: Course I know who you is, sugarloaf!

[text]: I’m ok. My pops is jus real sore about my math grade. It’s too bad dumb girls ain’t considered cute no more, huh? 😂

[text]: How’ve you been though? I’ve missed ya!

#((sorry if this is inappropriate or anything))#((you dont need to reply))

[Text]: if you're what's considered dumb nowadays I must be totally braindead! cuz you're a whole lot smarter than I am.

[Text]: I'd think you were cute no matter what, because you are cute. real real cute. and I ain't gonna stop saying it until you believe me.

[Text]: ah, I mean, unless me calling you cute makes you uncomfortable, then I'll totally stop. haha.

[Text]: oh me?

[Text]: it's so crazy, you won't believe it, I actually got a job teaching dance on the weekends at a studio a couple towns over!

[Text]: I mean, holy smokes! how cool is that?

Text to: @polyethanol

[Text]: aye, it's Liam.

[Text]: you know, Byrnes, Liam Byrnes. uh.

[Text]: I saw you posting. is everything alright with you?

[Text]: I don't wanna pry or nothing, but you seem pretty broken up.. an I wanted to make sure you were safe.

is it weird that i really want to be friends with the new teacher? because i really want to be friends with the new teacher.

lemmebeyourmap

Follow your dreams.

wow i'm so inspired! you're really good at your job, dude.

is it weird that i really want to be friends with the new teacher? because i really want to be friends with the new teacher.

noice noice.

guys!!! i got a kitten!!! please look at this precious baby!! her name is bastet and she is now my pride and joy and also the love of my life.

Holy crap! How cute can you get! Look at her little snoot!!! Where’d you get her?

there was a guy in the vale giving them away! apparently one of his cats had kittens and he didn’t have enough room to keep them all or something like that.

Man. She lucked out getting a nice dude like you as an owner. You guys look cute together!

aww, thanks man, that’s really sweet of you to say! here’s hoping ill make a good cat daddy.

Are you going to keep her in the dorm?

that's the plan! i just gotta check with my new roommate first.

guys!!! i got a kitten!!! please look at this precious baby!! her name is bastet and she is now my pride and joy and also the love of my life.

Holy crap! How cute can you get! Look at her little snoot!!! Where’d you get her?

there was a guy in the vale giving them away! apparently one of his cats had kittens and he didn’t have enough room to keep them all or something like that.

Man. She lucked out getting a nice dude like you as an owner. You guys look cute together!

aww, thanks man, that's really sweet of you to say! here's hoping ill make a good cat daddy.

guys!!! i got a kitten!!! please look at this precious baby!! her name is bastet and she is now my pride and joy and also the love of my life.

Holy crap! How cute can you get! Look at her little snoot!!! Where’d you get her?

there was a guy in the vale giving them away! apparently one of his cats had kittens and he didn't have enough room to keep them all or something like that.

guys!!! i got a kitten!!! please look at this precious baby!! her name is bastet and she is now my pride and joy and also the love of my life.

Christ, is this literally one of the circles of Hell, or is the school gonna fuckin’ riot again?

again? you mean this kind of stuff happens a lot? like, regularly?

jeez louise, this place is nothing like the brochure said it would be…

It happened once. Those were darker days.

And it is nothin’ like the brochure. That’s how they get your fuckin’ parents’ money to send you here.

oof, heres hoping things die down before they get too serious.

thats really dang slimy. i guess i shouldve checked the yelp reviews before coming hete, huh?

im liam by the way.

If they do, get under somethin’ sturdy an’ turn your lights off.

This place is rotten to the core, but it’s home.

Ricky. Piacere di conoscerti… nice to meet you.

thankfully ive got some experience living in war torn areas, i can rest easy knowing that if shit hits the fan i might just survive.

this town has its own unique kind of appeal, like grunge pictures if they came with a scratch and sniff sticker.

il piacere è tutto mio, ricky.

Christ, is this literally one of the circles of Hell, or is the school gonna fuckin’ riot again?

again? you mean this kind of stuff happens a lot? like, regularly?

jeez louise, this place is nothing like the brochure said it would be…

It happened once. Those were darker days.

And it is nothin’ like the brochure. That’s how they get your fuckin’ parents’ money to send you here.

oof, heres hoping things die down before they get too serious.

thats really dang slimy. i guess i shouldve checked the yelp reviews before coming hete, huh?

im liam by the way.

Christ, is this literally one of the circles of Hell, or is the school gonna fuckin’ riot again?

again? you mean this kind of stuff happens a lot? like, regularly?

jeez louise, this place is nothing like the brochure said it would be...

this schools… not exactly what i expected it to be like, but hey, im always down for a new adventure!

Right on, my man. Gotta keep an open mind for that kind of thing. This your first day here?

you know it! its actually my first day in any school, like, ever. its pretty dang crazy.

Damn dude, that must make for serious culture shock! Homeschooled?