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intricate rituals

Picard being terrified of and unattracted carnally to a woman he thinks is beautiful and then immediately running to a holodeck program where he's supposed to embody hard boiled masculinity...and he keeps trying to play along with it (even inviting a different, notably holographic, woman out on a date) but ends up continually pausing, messing up, getting scared, being out of the loop, unable to speak the language ..................Jean-Luc..........I am speaking to you from outside the closet....

tlirsgender

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

vitalinformations

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

tlirsgender

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

oddlittlestories

…Spock is also petty and dramatic tho?

tlirsgender

Well of course but he has *tact*. Squidward's always getting ragebaited. Tbf ragebaiting Spock is like Bones' whole thing but he just goes 🤨🙄 about it

sicitur

ts2 sim randomizer

i added a new randomizer to my nav page. i didn't advertise the ts4 ones i made forever ago, but it was fun trying to recreate ts2's UI for this one, esp the personality points, so i'm posting about it 😭

cutesyname

mizeliza

I think lower decks should do another time travel episode to the events to trouble with tribbles/trials and tribble-ations so this time they're running around trying not to fuck up two timelines and having heart eyes at twice as many crew members

do-you-have-a-flag

just keep stacking them in there

wildzero

computer. reptile. nine inch nails. max volume. kill anything that moves

akendara

Qapla'!

fourleaved-clover

more dana toi

brightlightfever

fat and gay garak from my mind

ambassadorquark

and now the answer to the age old question: what if... lesbians

i’ve been thinking about this #concept for a minute bc i’m interested in the Gender Politics of quark & odo’s characters and their respective deals and thought it might be interesting to draw plus i don’t think ds9 has enough ladies in it. also i wanted to draw thottier quark outfits. thanks so much.

(i feel like my handwriting is tiny so click thru on that bottom pic to read it clearly)