all that is gold does not glitter

tzipporah | they/them | jewish | disabled dyke | i have Thoughts and by golly you will hear them

[ezrazzle]

After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

[ghostisredacted]

just saw someone say "a fandom is small, so like only 1-3 fics posted per day" . you wouldnt survive a day in the place where im from

[cryptidslair]

« His beauty, at that moment augmented by his pride, was resplendent, and he was fresh and rosy after the fearful four and twenty hours which had just elapsed, as though he could no more be fatigued than wounded. »

(imagine being so hot that even the guys about to execute you hesitate for a moment)

happy barricade day! I can't believe I actually managed to finish something in time this year. anything for this charming young man capable of being terrible I guess <3

🍉 also, reminder that my requests are open. I'll try my best to draw a little something for anyone who donates to the palestinian cause. you can find the form HERE for more info. 🍉

[lysimachias]

❌ Is this ship well supported by canon

❌ Does this ship make any sense whatsoever by any reasonable metric

✅ Does the thought of these characters standing next to each other make you want to chew concrete and then break apart a nearby automobile with your bare hands

[amazoogle]

had a dream that i brought a used paper towel roll back to the store to pay for it again because it was so useful. cashier was like "most people don't do this. you're a good person" true

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[dogpuppy]

[scoes]

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

[scoes]

That and the monkey barrrsssss

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[sift]

via weheartit

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

As a Boromir lover what is you thoughts on Faramir? The lesser brother.

I thought Denethor died, but here he is sending me asks

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

everyone loves me because of my inconsistent memory, inconsistent sense of self, inconsistent availability, and inconsistent awareness of reality

[sermna]

When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk

[aster-likes-space]

One misconception about Holmes that I see a lot is the idea that he is a law abiding citizen

Like no, that man has broken into many houses

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[ceruleanheaven]

being on the internet for more than three minutes

[datasoong47]