[girlfig]

I want to be a source of calm and softness and okayness for people and to still be seen as a real person

[studyblr]

your life can look so different, so much better, in just a few months. keep going.

[phalaenopfish]

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

[lookatmeheyoverhere-deactivated]

you can naruto run but you can’t naruto hide

[bythemightyanus]

me, being handfed grapes by oiled up poolboys: ricardo, chives, can you bring me my laptop? i have a kink to shame

[bythemightyanus]

me: they hurt me!! I'm gonna be distant! that'll show them!

them: hey

me: hey 💘💓💖💕💓💞💕💗💝💓💞💝💘💕💕💖💗💘💕💞💘💘💖💗💘💞💕💞💞💕💘💕💖💗💖💕💞💞💖💖💗💖💘💞💫

[owk]

bisexual culture is being very specific with the men you’re interested in but having absolutely no type when it comes to girls because they’re all so beautiful

[entropvy]

baby: *incomprehensible babbling*

me: WHAT!? really??? no way :0

[janeplease]

*gives a 30 minute TEDx talk in the shower*

[dinuguan]

[sambaaaa-deactivated20181217]

Me: I never get invited anywhere Also me:

[tamamita]

Finish the sentence

you are…

[puyopuyo]

already dead

[tamamita]

何?!!

[glassbonespaperskin]

[weenie-hut-general]

[square-enix]

is anyone else just going through life like “yeah i just gotta get past this last difficult week and then it’s smooth sailing from there!” but like… every week

[skinnysuperhero]

Bitch.

[legitimatelala]

BITCH

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[thebootydiaries]