“Noah got his first set of golf clubs the other day; I was going to wait until his birthday but couldn’t help myself.”
“Ah---I wish you would’a told me that, bud. Just bought mini-you some mini-clubs last week. Has this cute as heck monkey on the side of the bag and everything---Man, I thought I was being so smart gettin’ ready for his birthday and all. I mean, I was ready to steal the show for christ’s sake---Oh, man. Alright. How’s he likin’ ‘em, anyhow? Beat your cruddy score yet?”

















