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phd in fandom wank - 30s - crushofdoves on ao3 - any pronouns

[c0ffinrehearsal]

✧ masterlist/faq  ✧

hi, i’m coffin! they/them, 30s, etc etc.

previously: crushofdoves

⇾ you wouldn’t like me (wolfstar - 8/8 - 40K) - trans sirius in 2005: karaoke bars, a pink motorola razr & gratuitous use of early 2000s pop music.

⇾ fake the way i hold you (sirius/omc - 3K) - a ywlm b-side, set before sirius & remus meet.

⇾ crush - a series of one shots based on the poems of richard siken (wolfstar - ongoing / 14K total) boot theory - the dislocated room - dirty valentine - (general series warning for angst/heavy themes, blood, spit etc, ft. genderfluid sirius in dirty valentine)

⇾ overflow (wolfstar - 4K) - blood, knife play, spit, cigarettes - heed the tags pls

⇾ i’ve got diamonds in my eyes (for you) (wolfstar - 6K) - trans sirius, first time, filthy & tender

⇾ i was sinking and now i’m sunk (wolfstar - 4K) - trans remus, library meet-cute, backroom sex ft. sirus ‘good boy’ black

F A Q

* no, you can not bind my work for any reason * no, you can not upload my work to wattpad, goodreads etc. if you see anyone doing either of these things, or anything that you think i would have a problem with - please tell me. thank you.

[c0ffinrehearsal]

i really want to size up my septum piercing but i can’t remember what gauge it is 🧍

[c0ffinrehearsal]

bought my self a new work bag and finally made a separate profile on my laptop instead of just using my main one for everything everybody clap pls!!

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(it’s the everyday cloud baggu btw 😘)

[c0ffinrehearsal]

bought my self a new work bag and finally made a separate profile on my laptop instead of just using my main one for everything everybody clap pls!!

[c0ffinrehearsal]

vintage personal ads that scream ‘wolfstar’

(all from longlostpersonals on insta <3)

[c0ffinrehearsal]

the fact that i work at a general store in a small town sounds like a trope i pulled from a fic but that's just #SmallTownLife baby

[urie]

i hate that theres an ai named claude. claude is the name of a good and special friend to me...

[c0ffinrehearsal]

nothing on gd's green earth could ever come between me a can of sour cream & onion pringles

[c0ffinrehearsal]

i love to record music when it's raining bc free ambiance, but there is also a very loud train very close to my neighborhood and i have no idea what its schedule is, so a lot of my takes send up sounding like i'm literally next to the tracks

[c0ffinrehearsal]

rip sirius black, you would’ve loved 2007’s ‘the con’ by canadian divas tegan & sara

[hyliantomatoes]

wait now i’m curious what’s everyone’s go-to pair of shoes

[hanacabana]

sometimes you just gotta put a little bit of cheese on a cracker and drizzle some honey on it i promise everything will be okay if you put a little bit of cheese on a cracker and drizzle some honey on it.

[unspeakablearchives]

(Source: Sen the donkey)

[eroscestlavie]

I need to stop replying to “how do you make friends in your 30s?” threads because all my answers boil down to “you have to want to know people instead of have friends” and I don’t think people wanna hear that

[sevaria]

Make me the subject of your desire

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[worldworldworldworld]

"Unicorn", 2004