🤎C0zy_C0ff3e🤎

Traditional and digital artist Just ⏃ critter roaming about, I’m into ⏃ bunch of different fandoms like TADC, Murder Drones, Dandy’s World, and more! ☕️🍫.•°Welcome in!°•.🍫☕️

[c0zyasc0ffe3]

⚠️‼️ZIONISTS DNI STAY FAR FAR AWAY FROM THIS ACC.‼️

‼️ ⟟ don’t do commissions yet sorry</3

🇵🇸🙏FREE PALESTINE🙏🇵🇸

-ADHD and very forgetful+stupid but very kind (according to everyone I’ve met)

-My pronouns are she/they/he🫶

-I’m bisexual🌺

-BORICUA‼️🫶🇵🇷

-Address me as Coffee🤎

-Murder Drones,The amazing Digital Circus,Undertale,Steven Universe,Myth of the Machine,Nimona,Spiderverse,Aphmau,FNAF,Dandy’s World,Minecraft,Amphibia,TOH and so much more <3

-Feel free to ask any questions!

-Traditional and digital artist <3 (⟟ don’t do commissions I’m sorry)

-I’d love to be friends! Looking for moots to chat to! :]

WELCOME!

[kacklepop]

Simon can not get a break from these BLIPS!!! Here’s a silly reverse AU timeline for you 😭✨💗

Simon gets stuck trying to decipher notes from the researchers who died in transit for several months. Right when he’s about to give up and accept his fate a mad scientist from a fucked timeline appears in a bloody submarine. Then not too long after that Rocky’s crazy ass finishes his solo mission to find his mate 😭💗🫶

Simon, Adrian, Ryland, and Rocky save STARS!!!

[starrjoy]

goobers

[c0zyasc0ffe3]

Yesss YEEEESSSS ⟟ LOVE THIS HC GOES INSANEEEE

[revvinferno]

i was missing them hi

[mango-kitty-art]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

[wavezies]

big fan of strattland being a little too comfortable in each others' space and weirding everyone else out completely straight-faced

[idgabuck]

[fivelefae]

SHE FOUND IT

[help-i-need-a-cool-username]

In my heart i know a true bloodymary modern au would be a sitcom where freshly released from prison Simon moves into a apartment building where he's pestered and worn down into spending time with his upstairs neighbor Ryland. Ryland's loud eccentric best friend and his spouse are constantly over. They also live in the building. Simon is pelted by noise whenever he's around them but they also are the only people who dont look at him with caution after seeing the ankle monitor. The rowdy bunch has a strict cutoff time of 9pm so Rocky can force teacher Ryland into bed for a decent amount of sleep. Simon goes back to his quiet apartment and yearns. After one of them sees his empty apartment Adrian fills it with plants. Rocky builds him furniture. Grace stocks his fridge. Simon comes home from job hunting and thinks he's in the wrong unit. Adrian teaches him how to care for the plants and they eventually start a garden on the roof. Are you guys getting the vision?

[biposi]

This post reminded me of this exact clip where this very joke newly killed @nortsauce.

[nortsauce]

AHEHWHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHS

[gooseworx]

why did jax abstract off screen??????

Because I wanted it to feel as abrupt and upsetting as it feels in real life.

[0bbseziveduckk777]

I JUST WANT BORIS TO FIND HIS OWN PACK OF CANINE BUDDYS OKAY?

(feat. Dogman, Sam, Mr Wolf)

{Sry if i got any of the asl wrong}

I like to think Boris is like suppressing some wolf instincts either bc they include acting out which embarrasses him or he doesn’t understand or like them bc he doesn’t see other toons having the same impulse actions, airgo seeing them as ‘not normal’. (Esp cuz he’s never met another wolf before, ALSO THIS) people already scared of him as is (◞ ‸ ◟).

THATS WHY i want Boris to find his own community of doggies where he is enchoraged and welcome to act as he please (⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

Like sniffing people and things, get pats, get zoomies, eat ALOT, bite play, play fetch, bark, howl, growl, sniff each others butts-

ALSO LIKE can y’all imagine there being like a secret canine freelance police? Cuz like dogman barely follows the law as is, sam and max have been doing that for ages, and The Bad Guys just upgraded to secret agents. So like. Dog secret service pls. And they can have cook outs with thier hussbaannnddss in dogman’s bigass house and enjoy food together????? PLSS???

[kyri45]

Was inspired by the wonderful post by @hailed-marys so me and @sam-i-am-27 got possessed by the demons and came out with this. (NEXT)

HC list under the cut

* Astrophage is more like a virus that either alters people, causing them to commit crimes or violent acts, or a power that supervillains are starting to use.

* Grace is still a middle school teacher who got bitten by the spider, obviously.

* Adrian is the one who stitched up the suit (the Aunt May of this universe).

* He has all the perks of a normal Spider-Man, but he's still Grace, so he's incredibly clumsy. He does have a super-strong spider sense, and that's what saves him 100% of the time, but he absolutely does not have the agility. When adrenaline kicks in, he can do anything, but otherwise he'll trip over the most ridiculous things.

* He was wearing his yellow raincoat the first time he saved someone, so now he wears it over his suit (along with his white Converse).

* The spider was discovered by SHIELD (which is undercover as a scientific research facility that Grace works for part-time). After the original test subjects (who were only able to survive the spider mutations if they possessed a specific gene) were killed in an attack, Eva delivered the spider to Grace so he could be bitten before other villains got their hands on that power. (My boy gets unwillingly turned into a savior in every universe.)

* Simon is still an ex-convict who, in exchange for his freedom, is asked by the evil company of the day to test a series of mines infected by what appears to be blood from a meteorite (which eventually turns out to be the symbiote Ellie!).

* At first, they wanted to kill each other, but they end up becoming besties.

[hailed-marys]

girl help i cant stop thinking about spidergrace

[erkythehero23]

friends :D

[smol-ghosts]

Asking the real questions

[c0zyasc0ffe3]

Whoomp! THERE IT ISSSS!!!

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[c0zyasc0ffe3]

supid.