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A concept: eating fresh fruit on a balcony in Greece during the golden hour with little or no clothing on, hair tied in a bun, wine in my glass, the beach close by

weloveshortvideos

mercedesbenzodiazepine

Oh my fucking GOD

likeamillionsuns

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

jumpingjacktrash

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

cozymochi

@since-the-900s

thespectacularspider-girl

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

beeftea78-deactivated20200113

I feel like there’s a phenomenon that’s like mansplaining except it’s when Americans condescendingly explain things about other countries to people from those countries, or twist information about different places, cultures and time periods to fit the very narrow modern American worldview. Yanksplaining, perhaps.

hopethedork

astarionight

(plays the guitar)

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad

(aggressively headbangs)

I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS I WANNA WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEAAAART

tifamex

a flourishing anus and happiness for you too

astarionight

OH.

uldren-sov

Why Accent Marks Are Important In Spanish Lesson 1

kitkatpurrpurr

@killapunk

killapunk

Reblog for a prosperous anus this 2017

j6

Any hot sugar daddies follow me? Poor student looking to make some money by doing absolutely nothing except look cute

bamhbies

things that need to be cheaper

tattoos

travelling

lingerie

a hitman willing to take out trump

concert tickets

witchomo-blog

sexanndlove

follow me if you are horny now.

me: *procrastinates necessary things*

me: *procrastinates enjoyable things*

me @ me: why are you like this

arabwife

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

homophile-deactivated20190403

I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”

WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”

princess-kileyy

I just had a straight guy tell me “Gah I love lesbians” and before I could even say anything, he added, “because, ya know, they like the same thing I do and sometimes it’s nice to get advice from a girl instead of guys who think making love is just repeatedly putting your dick in something, ya know?” And I have never been more proud of the human race.

garbagebagger-deactivated201503

i was very mad and then i wasn’t

belovedbane

Concept: I finish school. The job I work isn’t my dream job but I enjoy doing it greatly still. It pays enough to cover everything I might need. My bills are never overdue. Money is not a thought in my head. I have a place to live. So do my dogs. It is nice and warm, I have some plants, my bookshelves are full, my sheets are always clean. There is time to read at the end of a day. I read a lot. Thinking is a good thing. I meet up with friends regularly, old and new. They love me. We make memories. I have nothing to be ashamed of. I travel a few times a year, always different places. The places I see steal my breath away. The people I meet teach me of life. They are good. There is no war. The sea calls to me and pay visit. I am independent. I am content.