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[c4tn1p3]

People that are straight: yeah I’m straight

People that are gay: yeah I’m gay

People that are pansexual: have you heard of Deadpool

[c4tn1p3]

I wish I didn’t have to eat food

Not like I wish I didn’t have to eat

Just like I wish I didn’t have to eat food

Because right now it’s so … food EUGH

I’m really enjoying this buttered bread tho

[c4tn1p3]

I’m such a fat fucking chud

Cute ass dress doesn’t fucking fit mr ☹️☹️

[c4tn1p3]

I feel so Aussie — had rare steak and pizza last night, and had a Parma today

So full too that Parma was FAT

[c4tn1p3]

Not to say I’m contemplating sh but like, you ever think about how it’d like, be? Like it has to be relieving in some way..like—I’m boutta get real personal—gooning just kinda don’t be doing it, and sometimes I think

Also I feel like a good blade is too pretty to put to nothing, right?

[c4tn1p3]

I’m thinking again. Because you know when like, you stab something through a balloon and it kinda like pops in?…would that be like…the same? And it’s not like I want to but I really want to ….

I wish I had the balls

[c4tn1p3]

Not to say I’m contemplating sh but like, you ever think about how it’d like, be? Like it has to be relieving in some way..like—I’m boutta get real personal—gooning just kinda don’t be doing it, and sometimes I think

Also I feel like a good blade is too pretty to put to nothing, right?

[c4tn1p3]

Tearing up over my dads steak btw

[c4tn1p3]

Dementia ? I hardly know her!!

[c4tn1p3]

Welcome to the frasculinity

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[c4tn1p3]

Do you think you can use spit as water for water colour

I don’t wanna get up to fill up my water colour brush….

[c4tn1p3]

Can one be a dom and a sub at the same time…that is the question …..

[c4tn1p3]

I wish I was in America I wanna go to the back of a Spencer’s

[c4tn1p3]

I just hit the jackpot

[c4tn1p3]

Skittles for pride month you know cause I’m gay and stuff

[corvzly]

2swag and ashton are such goobers bc why did they start playing soccer in an abandoned mall

[c4tn1p3]

Pissin doon aot ere

Speak English ..

It’s raining fucking hard !!!!!