The Cabbage Cart 白菜小摊

This is my cabbage cart, my livelihood, my life. Welcome! I'm very honored to meet you, just please be careful not to bruise my cabbages!! ~Cabbage Merchant 白菜摊贩 [Cabbage Man RP account] AIM: cabbage.man if (WIDGETBOX) WIDGETBOX.renderWidget('982a8efb-7119-4adf-b6d3-773b9a6b7899'); Get the AIM online status widget and many other great free widgets at Widgetbox! Not seeing a widget? (More info)

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no...no...NO...NOT THERE!!!

MY CABBAGES!!!!

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This just happened on omegle. 

Made my day.

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A Reunion

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Toph crushed her first student in a one armed hug. “Well, it was so nice of you guys to leave without me,” she said with an unintentional smirk. “Good to see you’re reaction time is good enough to stop a mess from happening.” She said oozing with sarcasm. She released Aang so he could at least breathe. “So how’s the whole world peace thing going so far, Twinkle Toes?” as she sat back on a rock seat she made. She welled with joy not able to release it just yet at knowing the friends she was now around.

Cool it Toph. You don’t want to seem too over excited to be back. Wait for a party or something.

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OOooof, Aang grunted as he was squeezed, “Yep, at least it was just cabbage,” he managed to squeeze out with a smile. He let out a breath when she released him, rubbing his shoulder, “Well, we started here, and were welcomed with open arms. Even the firelord was welcomed here, it’s off to a great start.”

Aang beamed, “Since we’re all here, we should throw a dance party!”

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.....Just cabbage?

Waaaaaah!!!!

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What you gon' do with all that junk? All that junk inside your cart?

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps (Check it out)

(the lovliest lumps you ever saw) 

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Would it be possible for you to not post so much cabbage spam all the time? It's getting quite annoying.

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....What's going on here?!

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...say what?

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My dear, I know exactly how you feel. 

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Whoa, Mama!

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Veggies gone wild?! Cabbage Chaos?!

D:

NOOOO!!!! MY CABBAGES!!!!

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Flashback scene of Cabbage Man's arrival at Kyoshi: (ooc - oops, never posted this...)

Cabbage Man fell the the ground and dramatically kissed the matted dirt as the ragged travelers disembarked. 

"Soil! Real, solid earth! I love you!!"

Ignoring the annoyed glares of passengers forced to stumble in a meandering path around the green-clothed man worshipping dirt, Cabbage Man started digging a hole with his bare hands, adding to the dirt stains already worn into the swirls of his calloused fingertips.

"I will plant a fresh, youthful cabbage seed here, in this beauteous place, thereby marking the exact location of my miraculous survival to my afore-planned destination and my great friendship with the youthful and honorable Toph! This cabbage plant will the be the symbol of my new life! It will grow with wild abandon, blossoming with flowers in the spring, and with delicious vegetables in the summer, bringing life and loveliness to all around it, tempting bystanders into a beguiling bite, providing -"

Cabbage Man was abruptly cut off by a toddler who ran screaming with delight right in front of him - only to fall into the intended cabbage seed hole and stunned into silence. 

The dirty child, swathed in a frayed quilted coat, was immediately followed by his stressed mother who snatched up her bundle of trouble before the mini human could quite figure out whether to cry or not. The tot compromised by scrunching up its tiny face, sticking some grimy fingers in its mouth, and letting out a half-hearted whimper. In angry exhaustion, the mother snarled at the Cabbage Man - "Clean up your act - and your mess! My kid could have died!" before swirling around in the opposite direction and marching away.

Oops. 

Cabbage Man began discreetly eyeing the surrounding area for another exact location of his arrival that he could commemorate with a cabbage.

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Hello there, Honorable Country. 

So, I hear there's a lot of cabbage in Poland? How do you like these most supreme of vegetables? 

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Who would post something so monstrously horrifying?!

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I do this with cabbages all the time XD

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Damn straight! Those twitchy noses are awful! Bunnies are appalling! D: