having a normal one

Sarcasm. Reblogs. Small Animals. She and Her are cool. I'm 30 or 40 years old and inconvenience real estate developers for a living. Reader. Musician. Punk.

[toskarin]

I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it

and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.

[progressivecarinsurance]

happy 4 years of kramer being addicted to virtual yogurt.

[nonbinary-jakey]

homer gets addicted to virtual yogurt

[segamascott]

[lxi-mobageshiki]

[funny-tik-toks]

[cipheramnesia]

The moment he gets so grossed out he has to leave but he can't.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

She is so brilliantly tasteless.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time she makes one of these they get worse

[deadontheweb3]

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[lifeattomsdiner]

Guy who already has more going on in his life than he knows how to balance voice: oh that sounds interesting I should check it out

[willgrahamscock]

some of you need to internalize this concept

[imathers]

[dogpuppy]

[aberakadaniel]

he’s only one and a half pine cones tall

[enjoyjellime-png]

Aurora Palm Pals Cows ˚୨୧⋆｡

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[cad-comic]

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[molags-balls]

wyd after taking this

[skelegun]

[nflstreet]

[somluvsu]