#1 Dirt Enjoyer

(he/him) one man's trash is another mole's armory

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[cabbagecaverns]

HE DUG UNCHANGED

A CHIRP IN THE STORM

A MOLE OF CONVICTION

A SHARD REBORN

HE SQUEAKED THE TRUTH

WHEN THE COST WAS HIGH

HE LIVED FOR DARK MIND

UNAFRAID TO DIE

MEGA TITAN IS THAT YOU

STOP MOCKING ME!!!!!!!

[cabbagecaverns]

Hey DeDeDe is setting up a golf course, wanna fuck it up and ruin his day? We can get ice cream after

why would i harass dedede he's literally nice. i mean he's standoffish at times and his gothic style is a little intimidating but he's literally nice. i dont know that he made a golf course though he typically doesn't like large-scale projects like that he usually just stays in his library or apiary

[cabbagecaverns]

DARK MIND HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS BUILDING A TEMPLE TO COCK

LIAR

[cabbagecaverns]

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

[cabbagecaverns]

DARK MIND HAS ANNOUNCED THAT HE IS BUILDING A TEMPLE TO COCK

LIAR

[cabbagecaverns]

it’s moleys birthday today 😆 reblog if you would place him in traffic and watch trucks hit him endlessly forever and each time he flies 10 feet in between the windshields and just gets hit by another bus

I'VE BEEN STUCK ON THIS ROAD FOR SIX HOURS

[cabbagecaverns]

at the end of every life, you are mauled to death by a fat pig. you have lived for eons, across many generations, but all lives end the same way. in one life you have made every effort possible to avoid contact with swine. you are in your late 90s, you are outside getting your haircut, and you spot a rather portly pink puffball charging towards you.

NOT THE SUPER TUFF PINK PUFF AND HIS COLORFUL CAVALCADE NOT AGAIIIIIIIIN

[cabbagecaverns]

But he didn't have the money for a guitar (What could he do?) (Should have been a politician) But he never had a proper education (What could he do?) (Should have been a father) But he never even made it to his twenties What a waste Moley creamers Oh, what a waste of Moley (Moley) creamers (creamers)

MOLEY WHAT

[cabbagecaverns]

Why is your son a faggot

[cabbagecaverns]

I will teach you the Blade young mole, let us commence your journey into Knighthood

I'M 37

[metaknightspiss]

in kirby air riders the hydra is seen bursting out of the ground when summoned by noir. this of course implies that the hydra's usual rider is moley

[cabbagecaverns]

THAT ROBOT JUST STOLE MMY FUCKING CAR

[metamelonisle]

moley feels like he lives in an xploshi video

[cabbagecaverns]

is that good or bad

[galacticnova3]

Cricket Moley

CRICKET MOLEY

[galacticnova3]

Cricket Moley

[cabbagecaverns]

Are you ugly on purpose moley

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[cabbagecaverns]

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[galacticnova3]

iru has moley vibes

@cabbagecaverns Hey someone just said something really mean about you

[cabbagecaverns]

i dont know who iru is but it ssounds bad

[cabbagecaverns]

Thoughts on cervids?

one of those things tried to marry my son

[cabbagecaverns]

i mean ward

[cabbagecaverns]

Thoughts on cervids?

one of those things tried to marry my son