e.

icon by @dragonyuri

[metamelonisle]

you exist to do what you want pure and simple

[t4timekeeper]

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

[t4timekeeper]

[longingforthecosmos]

no more goblin

[t4timekeeper]

what have i done

[mismatched-mittenz]

but i can remember the entire fnaf lore so im good

[suselletti]

if i were the fun gang and the knight was saying "im gonna kidnap and sacrifice a bunch of cops.... and then i will cause the roaring and bring about the end of the world" then i would simply wait to stop it until it got done with the first thing

[livingocean-art]

being a fictive-heavy system means this can happen at any and all times and I just have to deal with it.

[t4timekeeper]

hero’s sprite when he collects a blast jelly is very silly to me

[dogpuppy]

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[smokestarrules]

gotta say I am a huge sucker for how Adventure Time will sometimes just cut to Princess Bubblegum doing something extremely morally dubious like cutting off a tiny person’s limbs with scissors and then sticking those arms and legs onto another tiny person’s limb stumps but then she'll turn around and go like "Good morning, Finn! Are you ready for a sploinking day?" and whatever atrocities she had just been committing will Never be brought up again.

[smokestarrules]

want everyone who hasn’t watched this show to be fully aware that the example I use here (minus the good morning part) is a literal scene that happens I am not making this up at all 

[jvhdb]

every day i tell myself i need to leave the disco elysium subreddit then someone is really funny on there and i’m forced to keep going

[artistncs]

Alpine absolutely destroying a burger…

was just really in the mood to draw a juicy looking burger

it will be gone on two bites

[neometalsilver]

funniest thing about werehog is the reveal that dark gaia never affected his mentality so sonic was just choosing to howl the whole time

[harshmallow]

Shadow the Hedgehog (2005) dir. Takashi Iizuka

[squeakitties]

i bring a sort of "little animal smoking an enormous joint" energy to the function that confuses and mystifies the other attendants

[squeakitties]

[squeakitties]

awesome pic courtesy of inky-entropy on bsky

[metamelonisle]

ever since i saw phantom blood the knowledge that i could just kick someone's dog really hard in the side of the face if i truly wanted and didn't care about the consequences has never left my mind despite how much i would like it to

[metamelonisle]

"is this creepy or wet"

[laughs] it was designed to be creepy but i'm really bad at waterproofing so it's possible that it may be both overall

[looks inside]

("its creepy and wet")

"well, you did warn me!"

[skramztwinkly]

everyone needs to stop having sex youre supposed to jerk off to your concepts face down in your dark bedroom