Ahead of Schedule Est. 19██

O5-12 “The Accountant”, Head of the department of finances from the Bastardverse construct.

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Introduction

As stated within my bio already, I am O5-12 “The Accountant” and I operate the financials for the Bastardverse construct.

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Sunday cannot possibly come fast enough.

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I am squinting at you doubtingly, though I suppose I don't have anywhere near the full picture to know one way or another. But your haterade, it surely follows the second law of thermodynamics, where did it go...

We're civilized people and are capable of sorting out our issues.

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Maybe not physically, but the energy is there! Verbal slap fights and no parents stopping you.

We hardly do that as much as we used to.

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https://www.tumblr.com/scarlettaagni/767691272804810752?source=share

I didn't realize you and Ten were jellybean kittens!

We don’t do that.

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Do everyone a favor and go to hell, Ten.

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I have never once acted “sloppy”, I don’t even need to defend myself there. At least I can say with full honestly and reliability in my word that I have never gotten “sloppy” with a colleague. Can you say that people would likely be prone to believing you if you said the same?

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Are you stupid? You don’t need to answer that because the answer is already shockingly clear judging by that question. What more definitions of “sloppy” do you believe there to be?

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Ah man, he's sloppy drunk again

I do not get ‘sloppy’.

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Statses fucjing horrific. Fuckfing pinot

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Oh. I see. Okay.

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Files on what?

I asked for some files on various thigs that I do not remember recently.

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I should read yhe files.

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I want to go back to just being loathed on all fronts, but Six and Glass would be very upset if I did so.

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If it provides any semblance of consolation, you are loathed immensely from this front.

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I am compelled to ask how you would react to this

What in the world?

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I don't drink beer. That's nearly as revolting as sitting in a room with you for more then five minutes at a time.

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I may be fucked up evil and rude, but at least I am not a pinot drinker.