Si mi amor?

que?? wttpyls

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SMASHES DOOR DOWN

HELLO 

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SCREWS DOOR BACK ON HINGES

HEY

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EYYY HOMBRE whats shaking

[leekluvr2]

well it appears you are suffering from severe maracapeepee-itis

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what

[leekluvr2]

we may have to operate

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oOPERATE?? dONNNNTTT TOUCHME bUDDY aAA

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SMASHES DOOR DOWN

HELLO 

[leekluvr2]

SCREWS DOOR BACK ON HINGES

HEY

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EYYY HOMBRE whats shaking

[leekluvr2]

well it appears you are suffering from severe maracapeepee-itis

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what

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SMASHES DOOR DOWN

HELLO 

[leekluvr2]

SCREWS DOOR BACK ON HINGES

HEY

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EYYY HOMBRE whats shaking

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que paso que paso

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SMASHES DOOR DOWN

HELLO 

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bUENOS TArDeS IT IS i

[akemi-san-did-nothing-wrong]

konichiwa señor

chicken walks up to u

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bUENOS TArDeS IT IS i

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am i kawaii desu hombre 

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i guess not

[akemi-san-did-nothing-wrong]

yombre i believe in my heart that everyone has their own special brand of sugoi. like bears. bears are sugoi. not that i’m a bear. i’m a small japanese girl and u’re a handsome plant. u are beautiful cactus-kun

if u refuse to believe i will go back and beat the baka out of u until u do

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  omg,,,,,,,,

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am i kawaii desu hombre 

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i guess not

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if you believe it

[chidouri]

Visit Original Link

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am i kawaii desu hombre 

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i see people are trying to pick up babes

i feel as tho i am truly the hottest bean in this place

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hot babes

[drewsketchers-deactivated202404]

M!A list: movie themed

•Epic: muse is super small for ___

•Labyrinth: muse is trapped in an ever-changing maze until they rescue a kidnapped child from The Goblin King

•Frozen: muse has awesome but uncontrollable powers that feeds off of fear for ___

•Mulan: muse is disguised as the opposite gender and no one knows who they are (until they reveal themselves) for ___

•Monsters Inc.: muse is a monster for ___

•Oblivion: muse is completely clueless and doesn’t know who they are until they recollect their past memories

•Christmas Carol: muse is very negative for ___

•Freaky Friday: muse and mun switch bodies till the day is over

•How to Train Your Dragon: muse is now a dragon for ___ (if muse is already a dragon, they turn into a Viking)

•Tangled: muse is stuck in a tower until they find a way out

•Toy Story: muse is a toy for ___

•High School Musical: muse can only sing for ___

•Equestria Girls: muse is trapped in an alternate universe for ___

•Wreck-It-Ralph: muse is now a glitch for ___

•Happy Feet: muse can’t stop dancing for ___

•Twilight: muse is now a vampire (a very hot one) for ___

•Brave: muse says everything that’s in their mind for ___

•Pinnochio: muse can’t lie for ___

•The Little Mermaid: muse can’t speak for ___

•Back to the Future: muse is trapped in the past until they find a way back

•Warm Bodies: muse is a zombie for ___

•Smurfs: muse is now is split into multiple versions of themselves, each with a different personality or trait (ex; one has grace, one is grumpy, one is smart, one has a fear of everything, one is sweet, etc.) for ___

•Cars: muse is lost in the middle of nowhere for ___

•2012: muse thinks that it’s the end of the world for ___

•Open Season: muse is in the wild for ___

•Over the Hedge: muse is a scavenger until they found what they are looking for

More to come

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Sexxxi