jesus christ

hi i'm teddie!! i'm bear-y pleased to meet you! crack blog for wttpyls

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goodbye teddie

[teddye]

WhATEVER 

i'm a famous bear

i don't need any phill kiffers or phill yiffers in my life

[teddye]

PHIL KFIFER

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yes hello

[teddye]

whatthe fuyck kind of last name is kiffer

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It’s MY  last name bub

[teddye]

kIFfER

it sounds like

YIFFER

[teddye]

PHIL KFIFER

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yes hello

[teddye]

whatthe fuyck kind of last name is kiffer

[teddye]

PHIL KFIFER

[teddye]

what do celebearties even do tbh

do they just chill out all day

i can do that

[teddye]

kozacoola replied to your post:hey hey hey if im famous and im a bear does...

!!!!!!!!!!!!! CLAPS A LOT!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!! BOWS

[teddye]

imademymisnakes replied to your post: “hey hey hey if im famous and im a bear does that make me a...”:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

B) B) B)

[teddye]

hey hey hey

if im famous

and im a bear

does that make me

a celebEARty

[teddye]

puts crown on my head

i'm fucking ROyALTY

throws plastic gems everywhere

[teddye]

Glamour: Muse thinks they are a famous celebrity or royalty for any duration the anon chooses up to one week. Basically you're just still Teddie but you think you're FAMOUS TEDDIE.

IM fAMOUS TEDDIE

sparkles

[teddye]

send bees to any of my memes (ill probably be most active on teddie, shinjiro, and hagakure atm tho so)

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/……………. Okay ,

now . Okay now just humor me for a second

Now

lets pretend. bears , they do not talk at all none of them

nobody knows . Npw suddenly u appear and this other talking bear apparently

how would nobody talk about this on the news

[teddye]

well

why aren't the giant robots that turn into cars and legs not on the news???

that is the real question here my friend

[teddye]

  not all bears talk yes but

i’m a cool bear

[seesakihiko]

H

now hold on just one gosh darned second

[teddye]

SOME bears talk

like me

[seesakihiko]

pretty sure bears do not talk

[teddye]

not all bears talk yes but

i'm a cool bear

[teddye]

YOU ARE NOT A BEAR

…!

I AM DEFINITELY A BEAR! I’M THE MOST BEARIEST BEAR HERE!

look at me!! look at my fur!! my claws!! my cute adorable beary cute face!!

how am i not a bear?

it is absolutely BEARY rude of you to barge obear to me and say such beary rude comments to my face, mister!!

[teddye]

YOU ARE NOT A BEAR

...!

I AM DEFINITELY A BEAR! I'M THE MOST BEARIEST BEAR HERE!

look at me!! look at my fur!! my claws!! my cute adorable beary cute face!!

how am i not a bear?

it is absolutely BEARY rude of you to barge obear to me and say such beary rude comments to my face, mister!!

[teddye]

buries head in the ground

all of my friends,,,

i haven't seen any of them in like 75955738429588 years

i'm a lonely soul