“Yeah, I bet Tristan says the same thing about you.” Ouch.
“Nice try, but you're not tall enough to reach me with that flame." Don't worry, he's screaming internally.
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“Yeah, I bet Tristan says the same thing about you.” Ouch.
“Nice try, but you're not tall enough to reach me with that flame." Don't worry, he's screaming internally.
“Tiny Tiny! Because you're so small and cute!"
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"Ya may be dead, but that ain’t gonna stop me from tryin’ to kill ya all over again." Tasmin was guessing that a wooden stake had no effect on an asshole like this guy, probably because if it had, someone would have already driven one through his chest. But vampires still felt pain, right? Maybe she could stick one or two through his flesh just for fun. Seems like Ever is finally beginning to rub off on her. Her grip upon the others collar tightened somewhat, the corners of her lips turning down in a deep scowl. "What the fuck happened to treat others the way ya wanna be treated yourself? Quit bein’ such a goddam asshole to ya brother."
“Alright Thumper, it isn't really that funny anymore." Uh, Thumper said to shut up if you don't have anything nice to say, but close enough to the golden rule? Anyway, Julian isn't that inclined to listen to her, especially not with that adage -- because there's no point in being nice to someone who won't be nice in return. His whole relationship with the twins is built on sibling torment they started some five hundred years ago. “You can let go now. Adora's a big boy who can speak for himself."
“Cute…?” You might want to be careful with what you say if you don’t want a horrendous kick to the crotch? Will he still think she’s flirting with him when she’s got him pinned to the ground and is about to snap his neck? How about we give it a go? A handful of his shirt collar should do the trick. “Call me cute again and I’ll make sure ya can see ya own blood spillin’ onto the floor. And I believe that’s none of ya fuckin’ business.”
“Really? Would you really?" It isn't like a snapped neck would kill him -- and with bones like led pipe, she wouldn't be able to break them in the first place, either. Even if he was pretty much a walking stick. And maybe that might have scared Vanden, but Julian isn't damaged like his sibling is. He's a jackass, sure, but he's also the kind of indestructible monster Vanden should be. The only reason he hasn't snapped Tasmin's wrist for touching him is because he doesn't feel threatened. Just morbidly curious. "What does the c-u-t-e human think she can do?"
Coughing up blood from laughing so hard, what a tool. "He's barely taller than her, oh my god."
"What makes ya think that ya have the fuckin’ right to go callin’ Vanden pathetic? Yer the one who’s gonna look mighty pathetic with a pole shoved up his ass if ya continue to be a fuckwit."
“WOW you are cute, but you shouldn't sweet-talk me like that. I'm married." Surely it seems like he's just that goddamn stupid, but if Tasmin had met Tristan, she'd understand that giving threats of violence is kind of like flirting with him. "Besides, aren't you Adora's mystery girlfriend?"
“You, I swear, I going to cut your ankles off and sew your feet to your face.” Or at least bitch-slap him with his own foot. Jellyfish have no sewing skills. Fuck you, tall person.
“Oh, you're so cute down there. Just look at you! I can't handle it! Adora-ble is too tiny cute to make threats!" Was that supposed to scare him? Sorry, Ever is the one to worry about. Vanden is the wimpy twin.
"Oi oi. Get ya pale ass over here, right now."
"Hiiii~. You called for the king?"
But really, you're too pathetic to be older than I am. Oh, not nice.
all I have left is the tag + rules page.
"Julian looks like a faggot. Just. A complete faggot."
LINDSAY GFUIOUIQGHWUIG EVER AGREES WHOOPS
I AM NOT. --Julian
♥ ⊱— Boobin’s to oblivious to even notice how that was rude…plus he always called a thing, and it. “Boobin is here to play with Jaden.”
Jaden and baby thing are friends? Well then. "...and the water guns are for what, exactly?"
♥ ⊱— Knock! knock! knock! Baby Thing at the door.
And here we have Tristan answering this door...but Boobin is so short that she doesn't see him at first. Baby thing pls. "What are you?" Not who, but what. Rude.
“Oh, I am going to gut you!” He won’t be able to, because in a second, Ever is going tear the skin off of Julian’s cheeks.
“Good luck trying to get out of that.” The gutting or the boneless crush, which he is referring to is a mystery.
"Gravity!" Jesus fucking christ, what is with him and punching the air? "Does Adora want in on this? Dogpile on Ever?"