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cadence pearce or cade for short. 32. you can catch me at the library surrounded by books or anywhere where there's food

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text 📲 cade & liv

Liv: Like Maldficient? For real??

Liv: Damn, Cade. That's one hell of a compliment. Thank you.

Liv: How'd you know she's always been one of my favorite Queens?

Cade: Well, Maleficent. But yes, for real.

Cade: No problem. I'm really glad that's all I said.

Cade: Just a lucky guess, but she is one of the best queens that are out there, so it's a little hard not to love her.

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text 📲 cade & kurt

Kurt: I don't know how I'd take that the wrong way, but that is possibly one of the most random things I've heard.

[ a few, brief moments later ]

Kurt: ...what makes you think it was an underpants gnome?

Cade: That's the last time I go to sleep watching South Park.

Cade: And if that last message didn't clear things up, a kid is convinced underpants gnomes are stealing all his socks and underwear.

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text 📲 cade & lottie

Lottie: Hey, Cade.

Lottie: I doubt you've actually forgotten how to ride a bike so much as you just haven't done it in so long that it's not familiar anymore.

Lottie: But there's an easy way to fix that!

Cade: If you're going to suggest ride a bike, I'll suggest one with training wheels.

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😄 and 🌜! you can decide which is owen and which is amber!

Owen & Amber

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text 📲 cade & amber

Cade: At the risk of sounding like a douche, but still going to anyway, you up?

Cade: And more importantly, did you finally find a prince charming to take you out today?

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text 📲 cade & owen

Cade: Thank you again for bringing these furry friends into my life.

Cade: Butch and Sundance are accumulating nicely, and they like cuddling just as much as I do.

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😬, 🥱, 🍹, 😳 for any of them, you can decide which one for which lol

Liv, Cassie, Lottie, & Kurt

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text 📲 cade & kurt

Cade: Don't take this the wrong way, but one time at band camp, I'm sure I caught an underpants gnome.

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text 📲 cade & lottie

Cade: Hey, Lottie.

Cade: Can I tell you something and you promise not to tell anyone?

Cade: I'll just assume you're gonna say yes and tell you anyway.

Cade: I think I may have forgotten to ride a bike.

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text 📲 cade & cassie

Cade: I know it's a weird thing to freak out about, but how much of Stranger Things was based on reality?

Cade: Living in a small town has got me paranoid about things I'd never think about, and now I'm worried about getting snatched up by some evil scientist to be experimented on.

Cade: Unless they only do it to kids. If that's the case, completely disregard this mini freakout and enjoy your day.

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text 📲 cade & liv

Cade: Has anyone ever tolf you that you kind lf oook like Maldficient?

Cade: But like in a good wzy

Cade: Not tht she looks badd

Cade: Yoy're just realy pretty

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⚠️ for a text meant for someone else

🚨 for a urgent text

👻 for a scared text

🙈 for an awkward text

in no particular order for Julia, Hadley, Bethany, & Teddy (I’m being lazy you can choose who gets which lol)

Julia, Hadley, Bethany & Teddy

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text 📲 cade & teddy

Cade: Hey, man. Could you do me a solid?

Cade: I got locked out of my house, don't ask why, and I was wondering if you still had that spare key I gave you.

Cade: Or at least access to a ladder so I can try to shimmy open one of the windows.

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text 📲 cade & bethany

Cade: Why is it that anytime a coward watches something scary, we automatically start hearing strange noises around the house?

Cade: Anyways, I'm pretty sure I'm hearing footsteps coming from the attic and I'm kind of freaking out.

Cade: Out of all of the fictional serial killers out here, why is Chucky the only one that scares the shit out of me?

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text 📲 cade & hadley

Cade: I know I'm cutting it a little close, but are you doing anything today?

Cade: If not, would you maybe want to go grab dinner or something?

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text 📲 cade & julia

Cade: Did I leave my boxers over there?

Cade: Those are sort of my lucky ones and I kinda need them back.

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😬 for a worried text, 🥱 for a half-asleep text, 🙈 for an awkward text - let's do one for jackson, one for mercedes, and dealer's choice on the third!

Jackson, Mercedes & Charlie