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HI TUMBLR IF YOU SEE ME AT LVLUP IM HANDING OUT CARDS OF MY OC WHO I AM ALSO COSPLAYING

despazito

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

despazito

they carried a generation

ewergfjndfbj-deactivated2026040

the low income paypig would like to send mistress 10 dollars

segamascott

#literally me with my simp #idk if i ever mentioned it here but btw i got a guy who calls me godess and into findom #we arent dating im like 10 years older than him but he jerks it to my cosplay pics

Condo decor updates

Figure shelf and autograph wall

Learned that if I drink 1 energy drink I suddenly lock the fuck in and get a ton of tasks done. Doesn't matter if I sleep a lot or a little, I could be totally awake and well rested and unable to do shit. Like no focus, forgetful, just having 20 tasks thst I cant quite start. But you give me an energy drink and suddenly ive installed multiple shelves, took out the trash, did dishes, and did shopping I needed to do

c3rvida3

*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

ruinedhands

Okay I hear you, but that's not going to work. As always, when you're thinking of vegan egg substitutes, it's important to think about the purpose of the egg in your recipe.

Eggs are used in this recipe because they smell gross and don't come off easily (due to their tendency to harden/cook in the sun). This is not a situation for applesauce, which will come off in a light rain.

While unconventional, the substitute you're looking for here is sourdough starter. It's goopy, it'll smell atrocious in the hot sun, and it'll harden onto the walls like cement. If you try to get it off with water, you'll end up with a sticky dough.

Just make sure to respectfully ask your target if they have a gluten allergy before doing this - wouldn't want to trade one evil for another.

valentineish

This has beautiful synergy with "let me get this bitch's pronouns before I curse them out" in the game of hate

chongotheartist

Leaked screen shots for Cars 3: I Fucked your Mom

chickensnack

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

I was on the news last week which is wild

I was so fucking sweaty because I was doing a stamp rally but at least i looked cute

I made so many friends and nostalgiacon and so many were Canadian

Also wtf you guys cant buy beer after midnight?

#im friends with the voices of ed edd and eddy #and someone from degrassi #i partied hard at nostalgiacon and famous people brought me dinner

My last posts being on here being of my baby passing away is not good I need to like

Come back to life

But I've just been away from social media in general like yeah I post on Twitter (unfortunately) but those are meaningless posts

cadysu

Rest in peace my princess

This is one of the last photos of Scout. We had to say goodbye to her today, and in true Scout fashion, on the way to the hospital she hopped out of the back seat with me and moved to the front seat to flash this shit eating trouble maker smile.

Love you till the end my baby. She was with me through both my times in college, both of my serious relationships, and pretty much my entire adult life. Thank you for making these last 13 years special my baby girl.

cadysu

I miss her so fucking much you guys

tamamita

What is the funniest pokemon move

tamamita

Obsessed with the description for this move

kayaret

losing my mind at the animation as well

prettyeaves

gotta hand it to wicked because if a random salesman from fuckass Kansas in the early 1900s got isekaid into a world where everyone was convinced he was a wizard he WOULD immediately invent fascism