Happy 2014!

Something 20↑ Just doing my thing, I'm not interesting.

[firefox-official]

ur blog is hardcore flopping 😓

i dont give a shit surfing snoopy

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[grimae]

darkmoon

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[leovincible]

Tunnel face hunt

[brown-forking-weed]

jimi hendrix reacts to... his cheesecak...

[millenari]

do you ever re-read your own wips like 'damn the bitch that wrote this oughta finish it'

[the-frog-blog]

“What if I derp?”

Oh my child, but what if you me gusta?

[duelposting]

Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

[rottencore]

This post keeps making me cry laughingg

[ratajota]

recent pet portrait!

⭐ comm info here

[hauntedhugs]

I had to take the pride flags out of my car cause someone smashed our windshield and tbh I can't afford it if that's gonna keep happening. 😢

[bewbin]

wait what did nintendo ds stand for? dick sucking??ewwwww. the dsi? dick suck international??? ewwww

[zephyrusphi]

yuo cant say this during plague month

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ahh full moon tonight *I start turning into something*

[dovv]

me: *squatting and sticking a cotton swab up my ass*

the diverse smiling group of LGBT individuals on the poster on the planned parenthood bathroom wall:

[castlerobin]

[blackpyrefly]

I heard another video game is coming out soon

this has to stop