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[[ 18+ ic Terezi Pyrope blog written by rat ]]

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NO ON3 TOLD M3 TH4T MY TH3M3 W4S BROK3N >:[ 1 CH4NG3D 1T SO NOW 1T SHOULD WORK F1N3

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JUST C4M3 ONL1N3 TO OFF3R L3G4L COUNS3L NOW 1 MUST 4W4Y

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@caegars replied to your post “PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. I HAVE A TOTAL OF 5 CAEGERS...”:

DO YOU R3QU1R3 L3G4L COUNS3L >:?

​I MUST ADMIT. THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.

AND NO, MAYBE. I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

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B3 4DV1S3D TH4T L4WY3RS W1LL 4LSO RUN YOUR POCK3TS NOT M3 THOUGH 1 WORK PRO BONO >:]

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1'M 3XH4UST3D 4ND 1'M M4K1NG 1T 3V3RYON3 3LS3'S PROBL3M

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H3'S L1K3 4 Y4PPY DOG YOU C4N'T H3LP BUT TO W4NT TO M4K3 H1M DO TR1CKS

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YOU KNOW YOU ACTUALLY MAKE A DECENT POINT. I GUESS BEING ABLE TO MAKE A COHESIVE ARGUMENT IS PAR FOR THE COURSE.

THE BIT HAD A VERY SHORT, BUT EVENTFUL LIFE. HOWEVER LIKE ALL BITS, IT WAS TIME TO BE CULLED BEFORE IT OVERSTAYED IT'S WELCOME LIKE A FESTULENT NOOKWORM.

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H3H3H3 YOU KNOW HOW 1T 1S ONLY ON3 WOM4N M4TT3RS >:]

TH3 B1T 1S SURV1V3D BY 1TS F4M1LY MRS B1T B1T JR 4ND L1L B1T 4LL OF WH1CH WHO 4R3 PR3S3NT TOD4Y ON TH1S D4Y OF MOURN1NG

WO3 1S TH3Y

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OH NO. HOW COULD I EVER WATCH SOMEONE STRUGGLE TO HOLD SUCH SARCASM. LET ME LEND YOU A HAND.

DOES THIS STUPID BIT EVEN WORK FOR TROLLS WHEN OUR LEADER IS ALWAYS AN EMPRESS AND NOT AN EMPEROR?

IRREGARDLESS, IT'S STUPID AND I AGREE THAT WE CAN LAY IT TO REST, START THE FUNERAL PYRE.

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1F YOU 4SK3D 4 ROOM FULL OF H1GHBLOODS TO N4M3 TH3 STRONG3ST P3RSON 1T W1LL B3 4 M4N N1N3 T1M3S OUT OF T3N

WOOOO FUN3R4RY R1T3S 4R3 UND3RW4Y W3 H4V3 TO WR1T3 4 3ULOGY FOR TH3 B1T

4H3M 4H3M *CL34RS THRO4T FURTH3R* W3 4R3 G4TH3R3D H3R3 TON1GHT TO R3M3MB3R TH3 L1F3 OF TH3 B1T :TM:

1T W4S 4 SHORT ON3 BUT 1T W4S B3LOV3D BY 4LL F4R 4ND W1D3

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YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD BE CAREFUL HANDLING THAT MUCH SARCASM. IT'S SUCH A STAGGERING AMOUNT YOU MIGHT CRUMPLE UNDER THE WEIGHT AND END UP FALLING DOWN A SET OF CONVENIENTLY PLACED STAIRS SPILLING THE SARCASM EVERYWEHRE. A REGULAR SARCASM SLUDGE CATASTROPHE. HUNDREDS OF TROLLS ARE DEAD.

FINE, THAT SEEMS TO BE THE DEFAULT FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T USE MY ACTUAL NAME.

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OH OOF H3LP M3 THR3SH H3LP TH3 W31GHT OF TH3 S4RC4SM 1S W44444Y TOO MUCH FOR 4 P3T1T3 G1RL13 L1K3 MYS3LF OH WO3 1S M3 1'M GO1NG TO CRUMPL3 1F ONLY TH3R3 W4S 4 B1G STRONG M1L1T4RY M4N TO H3LP M3 C4RRY TH1S W31GHT OH NOOOO

TH1S B1T 1S STUP1D 4ND 1 DON'T W4NT TO PL4Y 4NYMOR3

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4NYW4Y 1 H4V3 D3C1D3D TO GR4C3 YOU 4LL W1TH MY V1S4G3

HOP1NG 4ND PR4Y1NG TH4T TH1S 1S 4CTU4LLY 4 P1CTUR3 OF M3 4ND NOT JUST 4 R4NDOM PHOTO OF MY W4LL (4S FUNNY 4S TH4T WOULD B3)

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AT THIS PARTICULAR POINT IN TIME I AM CRITICALLY LACKING ANY FORM OF STIMULATION. MY PAN IS RUSTING IN REAL TIME. I FEAR I'LL BE PLACED IN A LOONEYBLOCK IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON.

I DON'T BELIEVE I KNOW ANYONE ELSE NAMED TEREZI, SO USING YOUR NAME IS FINE WITH ME. MY NAME IS KARKAT, OBVIOUSLY, YOU SAW THAT IF YOU PULLED MY BLOG UP. I GUESS THERE ARE A LOT OF US, EACH AS INSUFFERABLE AS THE ONE BEFORE, READY TO INFLICT IRREPAIRABLE PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKED UP STORM OF SELF-LOATHING.

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OH YOU POOR SW33T (PROB4BLY) *TH1NG* 1T'S 4BSOLUT3LY T3RR1BL3 TH4T YOU H4V3 NOTH1NG TO ST1MUL4T3 YOU B3S1D3S 3V3RYTH1NG 1'V3 M4N4G3D TO GL34N FROM YOUR BLOG L1K3 YOUR K1SM3S1S 4ND FR13NDS 4ND WORK

WO3 1S YOU

1 KNOW 4 K4RK4T SO TO D1FF3R3NT14T3 1'M GO1NG TO B3 C4LL1NG YOU THR3SH HOP3 TH4T'S OK4Y B3C4US3 1'M DO1NG 1T

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@wxlkstabwalk replied to your post “stabs you”:

Oh really? Stabs you more then

​OW OW OW 1'M SO D34D NOW

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I CAN ONLY IMAGINE IN MY WORST LIGHTTERRORS THE NONSENSE THAT YOU'RE FORCED TO HAVE INFLICTED UPON YOUR AURAL SYSTEM ON A NIGHTLY BASIS.

WHAT THE FUCK? YOU'VE *TASTED* MY SELFIE?

I'LL JUST CONSIDER WHAT THAT MEANS AND THE IMPLICATIONS WHILE I PROSTRATE MYSELF IN SHEER GLEE THAT YOU'VE DECIDED TO CALL ME WORTHY.

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4R3 YOU SUR3 YOU DON'T W4NT M3 TO L3T YOU KNOW TH3 4WFUL 4WFUL TH1NGS TH4T 1'V3 H34RD 3V3RY N1GHT >:? SUR3LY TH3R3'S NOTH1NG B3TT3R FOR YOU TO B3 DO1NG W1TH YOUR T1M3

H3H3H3 S33 1 KN3W YOU WOULD B3 4 WORTHY CONV3RS4T1ON P4RTN3R >:]

1'M T3R3Z1 BY TH3 W4Y BUT YOU C4N C4LL M3 TZ 1F YOU KNOW 4NOTH3R M3

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stabs you

>:O

1'V3 B33N ST4BB3D!!!

WHO COULD H4V3 DON3 SUCH 4 TH1NG 4ND TO M3 OF 4LL P3OPL3 >:?

W3 W1LL S1MPLY N3V3R KNOW ... TH3 1NSP3CTOR 1S ON HOL1D4Y SO TH3 P3RP G3TS TO W4LK 4W4Y W1THOUT 4NY R3P3RCUSS1ON

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I'M ASSUMING IN YOUR CASE IT WOULD LIKELY BE PRETEND YOU DIDN'T HEAR IT THEN. MY CONDOLENCES FOR YOUR AURAL TUBES, I THINK HEARING IT OUT LOUD WOULD BE EVEN MORE EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL.

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TH3 TH1NGS 1 H34R 3V3RY N1GHT WOULD 4STOUND 4ND STUP3FY TH3 B3ST OUT TH3R3 TUMBLR US3R THR3SHCUT1ON

1'VE T4ST3D YOUR S3LF13 4ND D33M3D YOU 4 WORTHY CONV3RS4T1ON P4RTN3R YOU SHOULD F33L PROUD

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@threshecution replied to your post “WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S 3V3R H4PP3N1NG ON D4SH”:

MOST OF THE TIME IT'S BEST JUST NOT TO ASK. CLOSE YOUR HUSKTOP. PRETEND YOU DIDN'T SEE IT OR APPLY A CORROSIVE LIQUID TO YOUR PAN.

​1 DON'T H4V3 TO PR3T3ND NOT TO S33 SOM3TH1NG >:]

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WH4T TH3 FUCK 1S 3V3R H4PP3N1NG ON D4SH

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@caligulaascendit replied to your post “@caligulaascendit replied to your post...”:

no promises you kind a exist in my periphery wwhich is to say i forget all about you until you come online

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FORG3T M3 H4RD3R N3XT T1M3