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THE ERIDAN'S ON CHITTR PISS ME OFF MORE THAN THE SINGULAR ERIDAN HERE.

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I LIKE SEEING DEEP POSTS ABOUT HOW YOUR LIFE HAS GOTTEN YOU WHERE YOU ARE AT. I'LL BE HONEST, NO MATTER WHAT ROUTE I TAKE, I WOULD PROBABLY STILL BE A JANITOR.

I COULD BE IN THE MILITARY, BUT I DON'T LIKE BLEEDING AROUND PEOPLE.

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I'VE BEEN MEANING TO STREAM, BUT AFTER WORK I JUST GO STRAIGHT TO SLEEP AND THEN WAKE UP AND GO BACK TO WORK.

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I HAVE COMPILED THE LIST IN ORDER OF RECOMMENDED MOVIES

CON AIR - RECOMMENDED BY EBSLIMER

SECRETARY - RECOMMENDED BY CALIGUAASCENDIT

SILENT HILL (MOST RECENT MOVIE) - RECOMMENDED BY THRESHECUTION

AS RECOMMENDATIONS COME, I'LL UPDATE THIS LIST. THEY DO NOT HAVE TO BE ROMCOMS, I'M TRYING TO UP MY TASTE IN GENRES.

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@caegars replied to your post “PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. I HAVE A TOTAL OF 5 CAEGERS...”:

DO YOU R3QU1R3 L3G4L COUNS3L >:?

​I MUST ADMIT. THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.

AND NO, MAYBE. I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

[caegars]

B3 4DV1S3D TH4T L4WY3RS W1LL 4LSO RUN YOUR POCK3TS NOT M3 THOUGH 1 WORK PRO BONO >:]

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TAKING NOTES. I DONT NEED TO BE FUCKING BROKE. I LIKE USING THE WORK VENDING MACHINES.

ALSO WRITING THAT DOWN.

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@caegars replied to your post “PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. I HAVE A TOTAL OF 5 CAEGERS...”:

DO YOU R3QU1R3 L3G4L COUNS3L >:?

​I MUST ADMIT. THIS IS REALLY FUNNY.

AND NO, MAYBE. I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE.

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PLEASE DON'T SUE ME. I HAVE A TOTAL OF 5 CAEGERS AND A POCKET FULL OF LINT AND MAYBE A LITTLE BIT OF RADIOACTIVE MATERIAL.

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the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

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if you don't like it we aren't friends and you'll be hearing from my attorney.

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WELL I HAVE NO MONEY.

SO THAT'S NOT A COURT BATTLE I'D SURVIVE.

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@threshecution replied to your post “I'VE CONSIDERED VENTURING FURTHER OUT OF MY...”:

THERE'S A LOVE STORY AT THE ROOT OF THE NEW SILENT HILL MOVIE.

PICTURE ME STARING NERVIOUSLY AT SILENT HILL AND HORROR IN GENERAL AND NODDING HESTITANTLY.

ADDING TO THE WATCH LIST.

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good. it's really great, and i'll be shocked if you don't like it. (:

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IF I SPECIFICALLY DON'T LIKE IT, I'LL WRITE A DETAILED REASON WHY AND SEND IT BY CARRIER COOBEAST.

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@ebslimer replied to your post “I'VE CONSIDERED VENTURING FURTHER OUT OF MY...”:

watch con air.

I'VE HEARD WHISPERS ABOUT YOU AND CON AIR...

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watch con air.

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YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT. I'M ADDING IT TO THE WATCH LIST, DAMN.

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@caligulaascendit replied to your post “I'VE CONSIDERED VENTURING FURTHER OUT OF MY...”:

wwatch secretary

THAT DESCRIPTION OF THAT ONE MAKES ME WARY, BUT I'LL ADD IT TO MY WATCH LIST.

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@ebslimer replied to your post “I'VE CONSIDERED VENTURING FURTHER OUT OF MY...”:

watch con air.

I'VE HEARD WHISPERS ABOUT YOU AND CON AIR...

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@threshecution replied to your post “WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME COMPLAIN ABOUT...”:

. MY CONDOLENCES ON YOUR TASTING EXPERIENCE.

THANKS. MUCH WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO TASTE 3 WEEK FLAVOR DISKS LEFT IN THE ALTERNIAN SUN THAN THAT.

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I'VE CONSIDERED VENTURING FURTHER OUT OF MY COMFORT MOVIE GENRE.

RECOMMEND SOME MOVIES TO ME.

OR NOT.

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WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME COMPLAIN ABOUT WORK?

EVERYONE? FUCKING AWESOME GREAT!

GOD FORBID YOU TELL YOUR COWORKER THAT PISSING ON THE PARADE OF A WAR FLEET VESSEL'S ADMIRAL IS BAD AND YOU'LL LOSE YOUR HAND. YOUR FETISHES DON'T APPLY TO REAL LIFE, ASSHOLE. YOUR JOB IS TO CLEAN THE WASTE RECEPTACLES AND PEOPLE'S BILE AFTER LUNCH.

NOW YOU HAVE ME CLEANING UP YOUR BLOOD ARM FLESH BITS.

ANYWAY, OTHERWISE, WORK WAS FINE. I NOW HAVE AN INTIMATE AWARENESS OF WHAT THE BLOOD OF A BRONZE TASTES LIKE WHEN BLASTED BY A GUN.

GROSS.