My middle name isn't Salad, it's Anthonio

Seriously, it's not;; (Avatar by the lovely @uraviriot!)

[josephsexyjoestar]

Escargot is sooooo groooosss, so why do I want to go out with Caesar and eat it again >.<

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

I think you might just like going out with me, JoJo.

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

"... Cheetah Salad...?"

... No. I don't think he said that.

[josephsexyjoestar]

Did I

I

How did I forget Caesar’s birthday???

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

How could you forget...?

The same way I did. I also forgot my birthday.

[josephsexyjoestar]

I have your

New Birth Certificate

Right here! Your old birthday was misprinted. Have a new one on me 💚

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

This is lovely. Thank you, Joseph.

(Why does it say May 32nd...?)

[josephsexyjoestar]

Did I

I

How did I forget Caesar’s birthday???

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

How could you forget...?

The same way I did. I also forgot my birthday.

[josephsexyjoestar]

I’VEEE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAAAAAILLROOOOADDD

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

He's insane

[stick-by-me]

Words of hope🌻

[josephsexyjoestar]

Caesar is just so like, casually cool. He’s just like, wow.

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

Oh, il mio più caro amico, and you are so...

...perfetto.

[nammcito]

caejose thing

[catneychu]

[The Day We First Met] 1 / 30 / 1939

Drew this late October of last year, and wasnt really happy with it but since tomorrow is the first day that caejose met I wanted to at least share this interaction I think would happen at the end of their first day meeting…😅 #caejose

[josephsexyjoestar]

Caesaring your salad

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

"How do I spell Caesar?" he whispers to himself as he writes this post in front of me.

[josephsexyjoestar]

You're right, Caesar. You're right. It's hard.

But what the hell is this XD

That's my favorite artist. How do you spell their name xD xD Not like that, Caeser Caesar.

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

Dunking you in the toilet for this public display of humiliation.

[josephsexyjoestar]

Caesaring your salad

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

"How do I spell Caesar?" he whispers to himself as he writes this post in front of me.

[holidaygirlelly]

I love the way that Joseph's weirdness is so offputting that it intrigues all the pillar men into obsessing over him.

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

The only thing I love more than Beef Stroganoff is when Joseph writes fake posts for me. Teehee

[josephsexyjoestar]

Paraphrased from this morning

Me: Good morning Caesar. Good morning, Caesar's boobies.

Caesar: They're your boobies now, Joseph.

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

My boobies get a proper grammatical sentence. That's how much they mean to Joseph.

[gingerreggg]

Jojo boobie origin story

[josephsexyjoestar]

Caesar please, I need stroganoff

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

I'm fairly certain dinner was already decided on since yesterday, JoJo. I cannot make you stroganoff today.

[tremblebeforeme-dio]

My JoJo can do anything through the Power of Jonathan.

[joestarcoffee]

Power of Jonathan

[josephsexyjoestar]

Power of...

Stroganoff?!

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

You are reminding me that we are out of stroganoff at home...

[josephsexyjoestar]

FUUUUUCK

[caesar-salad-zeppeli]

I-It's not that serious, JoJo...;;