الجايات أحسن من الرايحات.

Oh, rejoice, the sky's fucking falling

[legthief-deactivated20150506]

send me ☞ + a character to see how i would portray them.

[cafeduqitah]

2% pervert. 

Probably. 

[cafeduqitah]

to be fuckin' honest, it really doesn't matter?? 

or is any of your business. 

[cafeduqitah]

1) Screenshot your desktop

2) Screenshot your follower count

3) Screenshot your blog

4) Screenshot your post count

5) Screenshot your liked count

6) Screenshot your followers

7) Screenshot your dash

8) Screenshot your favorite blog

9) Screenshot your message count

10) Screenshot your saved url's

11) Screenshot [insert whatever]

[cafeduqitah]

Haha. You're the nerd, nerd. 

But, uhm, I dunno. This is such a weird question. I mean you know me--I really like surprises. A surprise date sounds kind of fun actually.

[cafeduqitah]

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

"Uh. Yeah I guess I can give you two...maybe? Shit this is actually a tough question.

Fine. Fine. I'll think of something....letsee...."

"I actually really like my eye color. I guess you could consider it a weird thing to like--considering it's so obnoxiously bright. But it's just something I like. I don't have a reason for it. Nothing deep or philosophical about my bright-ass eyeball. Sorry."

"I like my nails. I...I like to paint them sometimes. It gives me something to do and something to look at that can be considered positive."

"No matter what stupid color I choose."

[cafeduqitah]

Robots.

What they lack in size they make up in lasers. 

[cafeduqitah]

here's a link for anyone really fucking curious

Honestly I have no words. 

[cafeduqitah]

No. 

[cafeduqitah]

really? another confession? That embarrassing story about my childhood dreams wasn't enough for ya?

honestly i have nothing left to confess for you. Sorry but I'm just not that interesting of a fucking perso--

SHIT.

[cafeduqitah]

7 deadly sins, put one in my ask.

Lust: Something that I find attractive.

Pride: Something that I like about myself.

Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.

Envy: Something I wish I was better at.

Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.

Wrath: Something that gets me angry.

Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.

[grellshitei]

  Hmmm well if dairy products is your thing, that I guess i could find a good way to incorporate them into the bedroom, though I’ll admit that’s one of the strangest things I’ve heard in a while. 

[cafeduqitah]

I--

dude no. 

That's just gross. 

[cafeduqitah]

grell-shitei replied to your photo: God dammit— *sigh* when I was like nine I…

Hmmm well I’d always be happy to give you something to bite darling~

I don’t wanna bite anything you have to offer.

[grellshitei]

Oh come now darling~ surely you can be a bit more ~mmhehe adventurous~ from time to time.

[cafeduqitah]

The most “mmehe adventurous” thing I’ll ever willingly do is drink whole milk when I should drink almond or soy.

But that’s because I’m lazy.

And I usually regret that.

[cafeduqitah]

grell-shitei replied to your photo: God dammit— *sigh* when I was like nine I...

Hmmm well I’d always be happy to give you something to bite darling~

 I don't wanna bite anything you have to offer. 

[cafeduqitah]

God dammit--

*sigh*

when I was like nine I really wanted to be a vampire and fly around the place. It got so bad one time I tried to jump from the top of my dad's dresser and near broke my arm. 

[cafeduqitah]

Hmmm i really hope this isn't what you wanted, but to each his own i suppose~ *Presents a cock cage to him*

I just—

Why—

No.

[cafeduqitah]

OKAY THAT'S IT.

IF YOU THROW ONE MORE THING AT ME I SWEAR TO GO--

OW.