#askroycer

[cafeduqitah]

9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.

"Uh. Yeah I guess I can give you two...maybe? Shit this is actually a tough question.

Fine. Fine. I'll think of something....letsee...."

"I actually really like my eye color. I guess you could consider it a weird thing to like--considering it's so obnoxiously bright. But it's just something I like. I don't have a reason for it. Nothing deep or philosophical about my bright-ass eyeball. Sorry."

"I like my nails. I...I like to paint them sometimes. It gives me something to do and something to look at that can be considered positive."

"No matter what stupid color I choose."

[cafeduqitah]

Robots.

What they lack in size they make up in lasers. 

[cafeduqitah]

here's a link for anyone really fucking curious

Honestly I have no words. 

[cafeduqitah]

grell-shitei replied to your photo: God dammit— *sigh* when I was like nine I...

Hmmm well I’d always be happy to give you something to bite darling~

 I don't wanna bite anything you have to offer. 

[cafeduqitah]

Hmmm i really hope this isn't what you wanted, but to each his own i suppose~ *Presents a cock cage to him*

I just—

Why—

No.

[hanakotobawakodoku]

how about I give you the remaining dime I have in my pocket to get you to make your strange red-headed friend go away.

” ‘Fraid there’s nowt I can do about ‘im. I can’ even figure out ‘ow t’ get ‘im t’ buzz off. Thanks f’r th’ dime, though. Heh!” 

[grellshitei]

askroycer replied to your post: *hands a $10 dollar bill* how many meters will this get you away from me. I know its probably less in pounds but this is all I got on me right now.

did you just steal my ten dollar bill. You twit I could have bought lunch with that.

Well ~darling you could always snack on me instead, especially if you're in the mood for something sweet

[grellshitei]

*hands a $10 dollar bill* how many meters will this get you away from me. I know it's probably less in pounds but this is all I got on me right now.

Darling that won’t keep me away from my prey, and it certainly won’t get you a night with me either~