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‘ 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕖!
ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪 𝕠 𝕦 ? ’
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cafeisms:
‘ 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕖!
ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪 𝕠 𝕦 ? ’
rules, about, relationships, mun, verses.
✯Human Customer!✯:
He looks at the sign, reading the rather punny title of the little cafe. Sighing, he turns to the cat
“What are you offering?”
[旦~]- “Mew! That depends what mew want!”
The little waitress wiggled her paws to the human. Pink paw pads gave them happy pats. The surprise mew was unintentional, she just got too excited to hear them wanting to try something.
“I’ll make it good, I purromise.”
‘ 𝕎𝕖𝕝𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 ℂ𝕒𝕗𝕖!
ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕀 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡 𝕪 𝕠 𝕦 ? ’
rules, about, relationships, mun, verses.
✯ Confused Human! ✩:
“I…uh…” he blinks as the feline waitress pets him. He’s dealt with a lot, piss poor pay, increasing student loan interest, lethal working conditions and of course, what may or may not have beem the literal ghosts of Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria
But a talking cat was a genuine first….
“I uh….it’s….not something you’d hear everyday….what are you…a waitresses of?”
[旦~]- “My Catfe!”
The cat pointed to the little cardboard ‘cafe’. She was proud of it and her business! Hopefully this human would like a drink from her. She turned back to the hooded human, tail swaying in a calm, happy manner.
“Would mew like to try? First comers are always furee.”
❤ Please Don’t Cry!!!♡:
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⟅♡⟆ “ I didn’t know cats could t-talk … “ ⟅♡⟆
Cue a confused look as Aaron wipes the tears off his face with his sleeve, the grey fabric becoming slightly damp after coming in contact with his face. Aaron seemed slightly app- rehensive as he shuffled closer to the cat, blue eyes meeting their gaze as he did so.
⟅♡⟆ “ Can I stay here for a little while ?? “ ⟅♡⟆
[ 旦~ ]- “Well, at least my furiends and I can talk. Please, you don’t have to cry, furiend. Would you like some hot chocolate, hm?”
The cat gave a happy mew to maybe cheer the child up. Picking her up tray, she gave a soft ‘smile’ to the boy. Where was this poor human parents at? Was he lost? Hopefully the parents find him soon! It’s not that Fran didn’t like kids, no, it was just she had no idea how to calm them down when they’re crying.
“My name is Fran, Sassy Fran. What’s yours?”
continued.
[ 旦~ ]- “Eh? Of course I did, silly! Waitresses need to talk to customers after all.”
Fran purred with excitement, hopping on her little soft paws, she managed to give a ‘pet’ to the human’s face. Did she scare him? Maybe they never did meet one of her kind. It’s best to apologize! It’s not kind scaring people.
“I’m sorry if I spooked you!”
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With a happy mew, she finally got the human’s attention. She wiggled her paw at him, close to a ‘wave’ just to greet them.
[ 旦~ ]- “Hello! Welcome to the Catfe! You look sleepy, furiend!”
🕒 Clock Customer? :
❝ — Well isn’t this grand and rather quite new. I’ve never seen a cat sit back on a stand. Better yet, you can c o o k , too. Then perhaps, could you watch the time? And make the clock some special stew? ❞
[ 旦~ ]- “Oh! Hello there. Mew gave me a good furight! I didn’t know clocks could talk. But, okay Mr. Clock sir! Do mew have anything in purrticular to try?”
The small cat held her dish to her skirt, the tail swaying happily. Yes, seeing a clock walking and talking was surprising, but she shouldn’t judge, being a cat that can cook. Though, could clocks consume anything? It might ruin his gears.
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✶ Customer!! ✵:
“Ah. I will check next.”
He had been planning on visiting Mrs Fortune instead to ask her for advice, but Fran seemed to be a rather organized feline. It might be better to trust her advice, rather than make his own. That didn’t mean he was going to leave now, though. He was still interested in the other’s cooking skills.
“I do not believe I eat your food once. May I try?”
[ 旦~ ]- “Of course! Do mew have anything in purrticuliar?”
Fumbling with her skirt, she managed to pull out her handy notepad to write down the request. Even if he was the only customer of today and being cat, the ‘handwriting’ looked like chicken scratch, it’s still fun writing down and to look professional to the serious cat.
▲ Brave Climber!! ☁:
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❝ Miss Fran! May I have a drink please? For the road? ❞
The Bengal had finally managed too pull himself down from the Cat Metropolis. It was always his favorite toy. While not as high as the hills and mountains he had climbed in the past, it was a relaxing substitute. Yet, it was time to move onward.
[ 旦~ ]- “Okay! Coming right up!”
The orange tabby hurried into the cafe and began serving something for the elder climber. She would love to go to the cat metropolis but the smaller cat was always afraid of heights. So, staying at her cafe was for the best. Hurrying back, Fran served the drink to Bob.
“Would mew like me to refill your water bottle too?”
❄Snow Friend!❆:
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Frosty didn’t frequent the cafe very often, because they assumed most the drinks served would be warm. Sure, that was nice for most the little kitties during the chilly winter season, but this particular cat adored being cold.
So, it must have come as a surprise when they padded into the cardboard building. Words were chosen with some delicacy, wanting to seem polite enough to the hardworking cat. No need to give her any trouble since she put in so much effort!
“Miss Fran, do you have any cooler beverages?”
[ 旦~ ]- “Why of course!”
The waitress wiggled her tail happily from excitement. How wonderful, a new customer! She usually saw Frosty around the blue goodies and ice ones too, but never dropped by the cafe. Maybe the sensitive kitty wanted to try something new?
Though, she was prepared in case. Most days will be hot and the cats will need something to cool down with, in case Guy Furry isn’t here making his delicious parfaits.
“We have iced coffee, would you like to try?”
✩Loyal Cat!✰:
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Fran was not a cat the rōnin frequently interacted with, as he preferred water and simple teas over the maid(?) feline’s dishes. If.. They were true dishes, actually. Yasuhiro had never actually looked into it, thinking now. Maybe today would also be the day to find that out. He trotted up, and bowed for a moment.
“Furan. Yuki wish to know if you have put their pillow elsewhere.”
[ 旦~ ]- “Oh? I’m sorry, no I haven’t! But I can keep a good eye out fur it!”
Oh dear! Was the pillow gone? How terrible!
Maybe one of the kitties misplaced it. Fran would never believe someone have stolen it, never!... Besides, if someone did, this kit would totally whoop their butt. Aside from the negative, the waitress was hopeful that the other will find the pillow. Maybe they could use something to drink to ease and help them focus more?
“It’s not in the catfe, did mew check under the patio, furriend?”
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❝ --- Salutations, Miss Fran. I do have a question for thee, if you do not mind. Dost thou serve any food of the Egyptian culture? ❞
[ 旦~ ]- “I’ll do mew best!”
&&. Like that, the waitress was gone in her small cardboard cafe. A few noises were heard, hinting she was indeed doing her best to serve the customer. Moments later, the cat came up to the pharaoh, carrying a cup of a warm drink, steam dancing from the cup.
“Here’s a yummy delicious Sahlab, just for mew, Ramses! Purrlease let it cool down for a bit, it’s still a bit hot.”
❝ — Come.
Sit with me in my pyramid. For I have a riddle to share. ❞
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