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Hello 👋,

I hope this message finds you well. My name is Aziz, and I’m reaching out with a heartfelt plea to help my family find safety and reunite with our mother. 😞

The ongoing war in Gaza has torn my family apart. My mother and newborn sister are stranded in Egypt, while I, along with the rest of my sex family members, am trapped in the midst of the genocide in Gaza. We have not only been separated but have also lost our home and are enduring unimaginable hardships. 💔

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[reallyromealone]

Hello there!

I thought of a cute scenario a couple days ago and wanted to send it to you then but your asks were closed. So here I am, ominously crawling out of the bushes like some Lovecraftian horror to ask you this.

Can you write Bonten with a child reader that makes them something during arts and crafts class!

Like; a warped modeling clay ashtray for Takeomi, a too small felt eyepatch for Kakucho, a messily beaded bracelet that spells "kill all traitors" for Sanzu, a dried mochi made of playdough for Mochizuki, a papermache name placard for Koko's desk, a poorly drawn picture of a dog for Rindou, a construction paper card for Ran and a macaroni heart for Mikey.

You can do all of them, one of them, a few of them and even none of them; whatever you're comfortable with.

Please and thank you, regardless of if you decide to write this or not; you just reading it was a kind enough gesture to be honest. Have a wonderful morning/afternoon/evening/night!

Absolutely this is adorable

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Father's day.

Something Bonten didn't think about before (name), the three year old starting preschool and boy did he have his work cut out for him.

Thankfully they were doing many fathers day activities in his preschool, the Bonten men putting in crazy money for the highest education thru could give their little one.

"Hewr papa, a neck-o-lass" (name) said handing Koko a painted macaroni necklace that was frankly tragic looking but Koko thought it was absolutely precious.

"An ass-tray!" (Name) proudly presented the frankly fucked up looking ashtray to Takeomi as the men tried to not bust out laughing at what the boy said "Ash Tray (name), and thank you" (name) smiled at the praise and the head pat before going to the next father in the list: Mikey.

It was again macaroni art, on construction paper was a glittery macaroni mess shaped like a heart with a 'i Lov Yu papa!' At the bottom and Mikey silently cooed at it "thank you (name)" he said softly and (name) continued his mission.

"Moh-cheey for you papa!" (Name) handed Mochi a lump of clay with glitter and a smiley face on it "very unique bud, thank you" it was ugly as hell and it was in fact going on his home office desk.

"We made bacelets" (name) handed Sanzu a pipe cleaner bracelet with poorly put on beats and it was ill fitting but the words "cool papa" warmed his heart "thank you.." when he had the chance he planned to replace it with a more durable bracelet strap.

He wanted to keep this forever.

Bonten tried not to laugh at Kakuchos gift, a poorly shaped felt eyepatch glued together.

"For your ouchie!"

"...thanks..."

"Ok this is being used for work" Koko said holding the cardboard name plate with "papa" written in crayon and stickers on it.

"This is going on the fridge!" Rindō said at the shitty drawing of their dog Coconut, looked like a bunch of scribbles but the "Koko-nut" on top dignified what it was.

Ran followed with his construction paper card and (name) beamed at their praise "now, why don't we go out to eat, hm?"

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Rindou and Autisic Friend

This is for that one person who asked me and I just never responded. Sorry dude, I was procrastinating way too much, and then I just lost your ask. This is my first time writing for an autistic reader, so please tell me if there's something wrong with my writing.

Rindou and Y/N were pretty good friends, they would go around the neighborhood doing friend things. For example, they were currently looking for rocks to add to Y/N’s rock collection. 

“Yo, Rin, check out this one,” Y/N said as he picked up a roundish rock that looked near cystalized. 

“Nice, I got this one,” Rindou said, holding up a rock that vaguely looked like a dick.

“It’s right up your ally,” Rindou sinckered. Y/N didn’t quite understand though. Sure, he really liked rocks, but there wasn’t anything funny about that. Next, they headed to a diner, Y/N jamming out to some music on the way. Once they got there Y/N ordered (favorite meal) while Rindou just got a milkshake. They stayed around until 1 am before heading home, tomorrow wasn’t a school night, so Y/N’s  guardian didn’t mind him being home late. Rindou and him headed him, looking for rocks and having small conversation. 

“I guess I’ll see you tomorrow dude,” Rindou said, giving his friend a light push towards his house.

“ Yeah, actually.. do you wanna play some games, I just got a new controller,” Y/N suggested.

“Sure, see you later,” Rindou said, walking away to get some sleep before he and Y/N would hang out tomorrow.

[reallyromealone]

Hey i love your Tokyo Revengers Omegaverse. Could I please request a Omega teen son reader where Bonten finds out he has a boyfriend and that his boyfriend cheated on him.

P.S. I hope you find a heads up penny and have good luck all week.

That's an incredibly kind thing to say my dude, thank you

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Being the only child of the eight most dangerous men in Japan made Bonten paranoid about their child's safety.

Being their Omega son though?

They didn't let people get near him on a good day.

They sent (name) to a luxury private school, best money could get as a point was brought up when (name) was quite young that isolation could do some weird things to a kid so they put him in the best and most secure private schools starting at preschool.

It turned out to be great, (name) making friends and even joining a club.

Though because of school, (name) wasn't supervised by his dad's and in turn the Omega developed crushes on others.

"Your boyfriend cheated on you?"

Bonten was shocked to say the least, never hearing of any so called boyfriend and now they're learning he cheated on their precious son?!

"H-he cheated on me with my so called best friend!"

'A bunch of snakes' were the father's thoughts they glanced at one another, almost mentally commutating a meeting later.

(Name) had always been a hopeless romantic, unlike his father's who were cynical at best with the concept of love, all of them not particularly interested in anything long term, their focus being on two things: Their empire and their son.

Anything else came second.

Including themselves as a strange pack.

But for now they comforted their son who was all but a mess.

"You cheated on (name)?!" (Exes name)s dad looked horrified, the C.E.O was nervous to say the least as he immediately recognized the photo of the teen, that was the Bonten heir.

The son of the most dangerous men in Japan.

"You had a golden opportunity and now... You destroyed it because you couldn't keep your stupid dick in your god damn pants" (father's name) always wanted an in with Bonten, this would have been perfect!

And then the true realization came upon him (exes name) looking confused "you cheated on the son of Bonten..." His voice was almost Terrified but the teen didn't quite grasp it "yeah so?"

"You practically signed your death warrent if (name) is angry enough at you" his dad said simply and that's when it sunk in.

"What do you want us to do duckling" Koko asked his son who had just stopped crying momentarily "want us to get rid of him?"

"No... I just--- I don't want to be near him..." (Name) mumbled as he took his collar off, he forgot he had it on and his dad's scented him lovingly, trying to comfort their pup.

"Why don't you go get changed and we can run you a bath? Maybe order food?" Kakucho said and (name) nodded as he went to go change clothes.

"Make the calls" Mikey said simply and the others for to work.

The next day (exes name) was transferred to a school across the country that had boarding.

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Can I request bonten and toddler reader? Where all of the bonten members aren’t home and the nanny who was napping leaving the reader playing outside. When bonten members come back to only find their son covered in mud and their home messy and mud everywhere as well? I hope it made sense lol.

Prompt 20: muddy footprints

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(Name) was a little gremlin, the toddler loved getting into things and playing outside and most of all: he loved mud.

Like he could live in mud if allowed.

(Name) smiled as he made a mud castle, his nanny letting him play in the mud! By himself! Like a big boy!

(Name) was absolutely filthy, covered head to toe in mud and the biggest grin as he waddled into the house getting mud everywhere and his little tootsies getting tracks all over the expensive carpet as he went to look for a snack all while in his diaper (he abandoned the clothes when he was making the moat).

And where was his nanny?

Passed out on the couch.

Why? (Name) didn't care, mumbling something about naptimes as he managed to grab a box of cookies from the snack drawer and now down on as many as his heart could eat.

"Holy shit..." Takeomi said in horror as Bonten came home, the men actively trying to make time for their duckling who was passed out surrounded by cookies and an empty box as mud was e v e r y w h e r e "how did he get the tv?!" Koko said in shock as they assessed the damage and took notice of the sleeping nanny who had a muddy cheek "...we need a new nanny" Kakucho said annoyed "again"

Mochi lifted their passed out son, (name) muddy and crusty as he grunted annoyed "let's wash you up you muddy little piglet" he joked as he went to clean (name) who was half awake and annoyed as Rindō and Sanzu stood over her.

"Oi" Sanzu hissed as he kicked the muddy couch, realistically they could replace everything in here endless times over but that wasn't the point.

Their child.

Their beloved son.

Was left alone while they slept, thankfully the guards watched over him to the best of their abilities without leaving post to much, they knew to not interfere with this as they didn't like the nanny much either, one time they had to step in to protect the Bonten heir as she was losing her mind over him wandering with her phone she wasn't supposed to have out with him (they have dedicated schedules for tv and such for him as they don't want to stunt any emotional development as he learned to self soothe quite early in life) as he got VERY excited about getting to play "daddy" and pretend to talk on the phone.

It usually led to phones ending up in his little overall pockets or down his shirt.

"Wak wak!" (Name) squealed with his little rubber ducks, Mochi had to change the water three times already to get the mud out before (name) was clean, the boy in his little clothes "what happened bud?"

"Mud!" He said happily and Mochi sighed with a smile "yeah, you had a lot of fun with mud today"

(Name) cuddled in his dad's arms as his little head rested on mochis shoulder "there's our little mud monster!" Kakucho said taking the boy as Mikey and Sanzu made calls, the nanny nowhere to be seen.

"Found his clothes!" Koko said holding muddy designer clothes with a pen "I told you to stop buying him the expensive stuff unless it's for events" Takeomi said simply and grunted when the clothes were flung at him "the cleaners will be here in the morning, it would be to loud for (name)" Sanzu grunted as (name) reached for him and Sanzu held him by his little armits "you are so messy!" He playfully yelled at he shook the tot lightly "we wash?"

"...you can half hour cocomelon in my room"

[reallyromealone]

9 n 22 with smiley where reader is a merman(mermaid??) but got lost from his family after he chased away a predator and accidentally ended up on the coast of a beach. smiley loves the beach so he sneaks out almost every night and this night he finds reader. they become friends after their first meeting and smiley goes back to the beach every night from there

possibly becoming lovers?

Prompts

22: mermaids

9: sneaking out on a summer night

I got a little carried away lol

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(name) shook as he looked around at his surroundings, he couldn't figure out where he was in the slightest as he called for his family to no response, he had just escaped a shark mer and was disoriented.

Poking his head above water he realized he had no clue where he was, he was by land? He wasn't by land before.

The sun was setting as he looked at the people walking through the town behind the safety of a rock, he never really seen Humans before so he was very curious. Slowly the town died down and seemingly everyone went to their boxes-- (name) wasn't sure what they were called-- and the mer decided to get a closer look, going to the shore and resting on some rocks closer as he took in the lights along the rock paths.

(Name) noticed a young man on one of the wooden docks and smelt the air, whatever he had smelt really good.

(Name) quietly swam over and poked his head up, curious at the man with pink hair and the good smelling food, seeing one half of his food sitting beside him and sneakily reaching for the food and grabbing it quickly before hiding under the dock.

Work was stressful for Nahoya, the man rarely got time for himself and when the moon was high he liked to sit on the dock and eat food in silence.

Not have his food stolen by something.

"What the shit..." He grumbled before looking under the dock to see a scared man who was pretty handsome all things considered "oi! Why ya stealin' my shit!" He barked and noticed how frightened he was "shit... Come here I won't hurt ya"

(Name tentatively swam over and Nahoya moved so he could hop up and sit beside him, his massive tail stretched out "fuck you're a mermaid.." Nahoya said shocked and (name) tilted his head as he held the soggy sandwich "fuck that's gross... Here I have an extra" Nahoya said handing him a not soggy sandwich and (name) looked at it curiously before biting it and making a Trilling sound of joy "pretty fucking good right? Aren't mermaids usually out in deeper waters?"

(Name) looked a little confused at his words and Nahoya realized he probably only spoke the mer language, that didn't stop him from talking through.

The next day Nahoya went to the library, looking for books on mer folk "you guys got like a fuckin mermaid to English dictionary?"

"We have a few yes" the librarian said pulling out a few copies "Ill buy one off ya"

That night Nahoya came back with two servings of food and (name) poked his head out "ok let's see..." Nahoya grumbled with the book and began speaking in very broken mer "hello... I am Nahoya" his accent making the words sound funny but (name) clearly perked up "Nahoya" he said back and smiled "(name)" he said pointing to himself.

"Now where getting somewhere" Nahoya grinned and (name) looked fascinated by the human, happy to interact with someone, the two spoke the entire night till Nahoya had to go to bed, (name) looking sad but nodding.

This became their nightly routine, the two talking away and both slowly learning their languages and (name) growing very attached to his human.

(Name) began giving Nahoya gifts, shiny things and fish.

This confused the man who didn't know what to do "what's this for?"

"Mate" (name) said simply as he pointed to the elder twin who opened his eyes in shock "I'm your...mate?"

"Yesss"

"Alright then" the following day Nahoya learned what that meant and it was basically being married for merfolk, they didn't have boyfriends or girlfriends or dating, it was mating for life.

And Nahoya was glad he felt the same.

"I found this at the market, apparently its that mer jewelry.." (name) recogized it, his people made special necklaces and such so they could walk on land, thankfully he was sitting on the dock as he put it on, butt naked as he touched his legs "huuuman" he grinned and looked at Nahoya "we stay?"

"Now ya can join me past the dock" Nahoya joked and (name) looked excited and tried to stand only to fall, thankfully caught by Nahoya "we better get you clothes..." He said taking off his jacket and covering (name).

This relationship would strengthen relationships between humans and merfolk when (name)s tribe eventually found him again and set up in the coast.

[reallyromealone]

If it’s alright for the summer event

Can I ask for prompt 22 mermaid with taiju shiba

Maybe taiju can be the mermaid

OMGOFMFKSK

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Prompt 22: mermaids

Taiju shiba x male reader

Fluff, suggestive, au

(Name) smiled as he closed his little restaurant for the evening, taking two plates and walking to the dock beside it and set it down, two bottles of juice under his arms. Merfolk and the town got along fairly well, the merfolk even participated in trade with the town and even created fishing seasons to avoid over fishing and spots to avoid.

And because of this, (name) had a boyfriend/husband? He wasn't entirely sure but his fishy lover referred to him as his "mate" and apparently that is a life long bond type of deal. He saw the blue and white hair as taiju rose from the water, the muscular mermans eyes piercing through "hello~" (name) smiled leaning to kiss him, Taiju tentatively kissing back still confused on this human ritual but it did feel nice he would admit. "Tonight is (food)!" (Name) said excitedly and taiju looked at the food "looksss good" taiju said as he kept a passive expression, though to an outsider he would look absolutely annoyed but (name) knew he was in a good mood.

Taiju was curious as he tried the meal but seemed pleased "you like it?" (Name) asked with a smile and Taiju nodded "itss good... Our pups will be well fed" taiju said and (name) smiled "you know human men can't carry babies right?"

"We can find one" taiju said simply as he looked at (name) who looked slightly horrified at this "babe-- we can't steal a child!"

Taiju just tilted his head "pupss are abandoned all the time? You humanss have homess for them"

"Oh-- you-you mean orphans!"

"Thossse" taiju said with a slightly annoyed glare and (name) snickered "maybe we could adopt one day"

"Teach them to hunt prey" Taiju said and (name) smiled at the buff merman, body riddled with traditional mer-tattoos as the two continued chatting "work at your resstaurant"

"T-taiju you can't walk on land?"

(Name) was not expecting taiju to lift himself off land and his giant tail to transform into legs as the Merman stood buck naked infront of him "legs" Taiju said as his fanged teath glistened in the moonlight.

"Legs.." (name) said, this was a definite game changer indeed.

"Now we can ma--"

"Taiju!"

[reallyromealone]

Rome may we get a pt 2 to this fic? https://www.tumblr.com/reallyromealone/685571568346202112/just-me-sliding-here-to-ask-if-i-can-request-a?source=share

Bonten trio (ran, Rindō, Sanzu) x dilf!reader

Male reader - fluff -poly relationship - reader is a dad

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷After meeting his son, the trio was far far more present in (name)s life and subsequently his sons as (name) went to pick up his kid from day-care when he could which was usually three times a week followed by going to the park and getting food the toddler wanted.

"Noooo!" (Sons name) screamed out as he threw a tantrum from hell, (name) just staring down his son before looking at the Haitanis and Sanzu "I'm sorry about this" (name) said before crouching "I understand you want to put your feet in a puddle but if you wanna do that, shoes stay on" (name) said simply "now keep your shoes on and stomp in the puddles or we go home and you don't get to stomp in any puddles and you go to bed" he said simply and the toddler pouted before nodding and getting up "now what do we say?"

"Sowwy..." The toddler said to the adults "do you guys forgive him?" (Name) asked the trio and they realized this is a good way to earn the kids trust "we forgive him" Ran said with a smile and the toddler let his dad clean his face up before letting the toddler go and jump in some puddles as they went to (sons name)s choice of restaurant which was usually one with a play pen of sorts.

"Your son's adorable!" A young woman said to (name) as she took his order, flirting with him but the Dad paid no mind to her advances as he let his son order what he wanted like a big boy and then she noticed there were four extremely attractive men before her.

The three executives glared at her from behind (name) and Ran took (sons name) in his arms when the toddler reached out to him, (name) was happy the toddler trusted the three men... He didn't exactly have anyone he could trust him with for long periods of time.

Maybe his cousin.

The three did flirt to hell though with (name) while (sons name) enjoyed his his food and stole his dad's food because despite ordering similar things the tot wanted to know what it tasted like.

"His birthday is in two weeks if you guys wanna tolerate fifteen toddlers for an afternoon"

That sounded like a nightmare but they wanted to show they could handle things involving the kid, showing they were committed--- (name) had an inkling of their intentions and he knew he would have to have a conversation with them about what a relationship with him would entail.

He wanted his kid to have a good life.

And a secure life.

"Well being gifts" Rindō said simply and (sons name) beamed at the fact they were coming to his birthday.

They wanted to fucking die.

Here they sat with a bunch of parents chatting as a bunch of toddlers ran around giggling and playing.

Apparently the moms claimed (name) as one of their own and the dad's realized he wasn't trying to steal their wife, he just wanted to raise his kid.

"Thank you Zuzu!" (Sons name) said as he opened gifts and held the newest toy on the market, the Haitanis getting him cool toys as well.

By the end of the day, the three men were exhausted as (name) tucked his son into bed, the boy cake filled and happy.

"You guys don't gotta stick around" (name) said starting clean up as he gave the house cleaner the day off... He wasn't going to make them clean this shit.

"We'll help out, we contributed to the mess"

With anyone else they would have dipped already but not with (name).

He deserved better.

"I know you guys are flirting... I have ground rules if you guys want to be in my life and my son's more than whatever this is"

Everyone stopped as (name) spoke "no drugs or drinking around him, he doesn't need to see that shit" he said firmly "he's my first priority always, I WILL choose him no matter what"

"And I don't mess around, I'm here for commitment and if anything happens... You save him"

The three took in his words and nodded, if this meant they got to date him... So be it.

"Good, now so you guys wanna take cake home? There's so much fucking cake..."

[reallyromealone]

No quirk au

Parks

Dabi x son reader

Fluff - no quirk - child reader

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Dabi was groggy as he prepared a bottle for his eight month old, the tattoo artist holding his son on his hip "calm your shit, it's ready in a sec" dabi grumbled as he checked the bottle, deeming it safe enough for his kid.

Being a single dad wasn't easy, Dabi ran away from home as a teen from his own shitty dad, Enji Todoroki.

He changed his name and started a new life... then (name) came along.

A one night stand and Dabi got full custody as the mom wanted nothing to do with the little guy who absolutely adored his dad, the tattoo artist dressing his son up in matching outfits or similar outfits more often than not.

(Name) was definitely a daddy's boy, the man wanting to give more to his son than his dad gave to him.

He went to the play dates, he played with his son and even went to the daycare events.

"Let's get you into something cool" Dabi mumbled, wandering as his son ate.

(Name)s closet was a mix of gifts from his friends and stuff Dabi bought, with his free hand he picked out a simple outfit knowing his kid was going to be a menace at the park today.

Dabi stood out at the park, covered in tattoos and all black and sunglasses he wore compared to the other parents.

Dabi gently pushed his son in the infant swing, (name) squealing as he was pushed gently and little feet kicking when he got close to his dad "look at you go" Dabi comments with a soft smile, eventually taking his son out and letting (name) out, the babe just figuring out walking and Dabi wanted every opportunity for him to practice.

(Name) was out cold in Dabis arms as he returned home, the single dad happy his son had such a good day at the park, he was glad he could give his son what he never got.

[reallyromealone]

I have a benkei request if that’s alright with you and it’s the alpha, omega and beta au

So say it’s late at night and the reader (who’s six months pregnant) and he is makes his way to the kitchen to help with his pregnancy cravings and benkei (who I headcannon as someone who loves to cuddle with their significant other) notices that the reader is not in bed so he heads downstairs and sees the reader eating and he accidentally scares the reader. Which would make benkei laugh but he’d immediately apologize and help the reader back to bed

*screams*

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷Benkei grunted as his mates side of the bed was cold, eyes scanning the empty bed and immediately got up to find his pregnant Omega.

He had a feeling he knew where he was.

(Name) stood in front of the fridge snacking on left overs and a combination of (strange combination) sleepily, still in his sleep shirt that totally wasn't one of Benkeis t-shirts and loose fitting boxers. Benkei walking in to see him doing a little happy dance as he ate, unaware his alpha was watching fondly.

"Baby what are you doing up?" Benkei asked startling (name) and subsequently making him drop his food and Benkei chuckled but immediately stopped when his Omega whined sadly at the wasted food "I'll clean it baby" benkei said soothingly to his mate who took his bowl of (food) and Benkei kissed bis head before cleaning up "let's go back to bed" Benkei said leading his mate upstairs "this is good" (name) said and Benkei tried not to look openly disgusted at the combination "yeah you enjoy that"

(Name) ate his food before brushing his teeth again and letting benkei snuggle him in bed, large hands sprawled around his belly and the two sighed in contentment.

"I gotta pee"

[reallyromealone]

Uncanny Valley reader

I don't remember what part

Male reader

Violence, fluff

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷(name)s move was prompt.

Ran watching the cats explore the new area and a majority of (name)s belongings in storage (mostly his stuffed toys and furniture), The Bonten executive excited to have his strange boyfriend around more often.

(Name) held his hello kitty blanket and squishmallow confused and Ran cooed "you can put your stuff anywhere darling, my home is yours"

(Name) tentatively put his stuff in little areas, a stuffed plush there and his blanket on the bed.

That was another thing ran was going to enjoy.

Sharing a bed with (name).

Ran was determined to be a good boyfriend to (name) who also did try his best in his own way, the broker letting ran cuddle him and even wear one of rans shirts to bed.

Ran didnt want (name) finding a new apartment.

Though the others?

They couldn't stand it.

And boy did it FILL RAN WITH SO MUCH JOY.

(Name) and rans schedules were surprisingly similar though ran did have to drag (name) from his computer to bed when the man wouldn't sleep with the promise of more Cat videos and people watching at the park.

(Name) liked how ran smelled.

He always smelt very nice, expensive.

(Name) never imagined having a relationship much less being the little spoon, letting ran take the lead in the relationship. He didn't think he would enjoy not being in control but Ran seemed to know what he was doing so (name) let him do as he pleased.

Ran learned (name)s likes and dislikes, he wasn't fond of big fancy dinners often, the broker liked private rooms to eat and ran didn't mind, less likely to get killed that way.

(Name) was also not easy to impress as the man was always on edge but Ran learned what he liked.

Cute things and soft things.

Ran was truly dating a cat.

The two got ready at the same time, Ran splitting his closet for (name) "you have so many plush toys and blankets but three suits"

"Yes?"

"We have very different priorities, I know how much Bonten pays you so why don't you buy suits baby?"

Ran also learned (name) liked nicknames and pet names but only out of the public eye "Why would I need more?"

"Why not?"

Today was a rare day off, ran deciding to take (name) out clothes shopping, the man having one set of pajamas, three suits and five casual pants and shirts.

Ran was appaled.

Ran managed to convince his boyfriend to go clothes shopping with the promise of buying him a limited edition plush toy.

What they weren't counting on was Bonten tagging along in disguises..

"Wear this..." Mikey commanded to the deadpan broker, handing him a god awful shirt but the man just shrugged and went into the change room and tried it on.

"When can I get my plush" (name) said deadpan, clearly not enjoying this experience and ran wanted to scream, not at (name) but at the others who were taking up his time but Ran appreciated how (name) always focused his attention on his boyfriend when asking questions. "(Name)! Try this!" Koko beamed and held clearly women's lingerie and the broker just looked cold and dead before going and changing into his clothes and walking out of the store "God damn it..." Ran mumbled.

Over the months with (name) he learned (name)s tells and he knew (name) was very much done.

He ended up finding him at a gatcha machine corner getting little keychains.

(Name) was beyond uncomfortable, he didn't have experience with a lot of people at once and malls were only used for people watching or info gathering.

Not people who he knew didn't like him months prior suddenly wanting attention.

He didn't understand.

"Hey baby, cute keychains" Ran joked and (name) looked at him "I'm not some doll to be dressed, can we end this errand and return to your apartment?" (Name) mumbled gripping the keychains, he didn't even get his plush like promised.

Ran nodded and ended up ditching Bonten (save for Rindō who he asked to get the plush and a few other cute things for (name)) and went back to the penthouse "they're insistence is confusing and unwelcome" (name) said simply "yeah, I wish they would lay off too..." Ran said bringing him to the livingroom where the cats were currently very entranced with the birds on the balcony.

Ran smiled as (name) and him ended up cuddling on the couch, the broker clearly overwhelmed and overstimulated and after head scratches and shows Ran introduced (name) to, the man was out cold in comfy clothes.

He looked absolutely precious.

People often forgot who and what (name) was and did.

He was absolutely precious to Ran but seeing him beat a guy senseless with a briefcase and an empty expression was both horrifying and *hot* to the elder Haitani. The man was half conscious as (name) bent down "don't try and swindle me" he hissed out and bashed the guys face into the floor before getting up.

(Name) recently began working with Bonten fully no longer as an information broker but as an intelligence gatherer strictly under Bonten.

"I don't like this apartment" (name) said simply as he looked it over, it was a very nice place, state of the art appliances and an excellent view of the city "what don't you like about it?" Ran asked as Rindō checked out the rooms "it's not right"

This had been (name)s answer for the past four apartments and Ran was confused, what was wrong with these places?

Then it clicked.

And Ran was smug.

(Name) now only slept in Rans bed, in Rans clothes and cuddling ran.

He got ready with Ran.

He ate with Ran.

He did most things with Ran.

What was missing from the apartments was Ran.

"Still looking for an apartment?" Koko asked (name) who was walking to his new office as (name) technically counted as an executive as he was in charge of an entire sector.

"Yes" (name) said smiling, he didn't like Kokos company or most of their company "well an apartment opened up in my building, I can put a good word in for you!" He offered and (name) shook his head "I have decided to continue my residency with Ran" (name) said simply and the energy in the office plummeted as the men lowkey pouted but (name) didn't care "does this mean we can move your stuff to my place fully?' Ran grinned fully aware of what he's doing.

"Yes" (name) looked very unsettling as he walked into his office and Ran followed "you know you don't have to do that if you don't want to" Ran said softly and (name) was twitchy "it's fine" he said stiffly "is it?'

"I... I enjoy your company greatly... I don't want to be without it... Is it acceptable for me to continue?"

"Absolutely baby" he said kissing (name) softly and spoke "we can take your stuff out of storage... I have three extra rooms, we can put all you're cute stuff in there"

"Stuffed toys on the bed?"

"You can have five"

"Deal"

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Cat dad

Koko x male reader

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"I'm not gonna like the cat"

"I'm not gonna care for the cat"

Yet here was Koko passed out with the tiny kitten in his lap sleeping away.

Koko didn't want the cat.

...yet he bought the cat gourmet food.

And the expensive cat tower.

And the cat toys.

He definitely didn't want the cat.

"What are you feeding him your pasta?" (Name) asked confused and Koko huffed "he deserves it"

"Is that a sweater?"

"Our son has to look his best"

"Babe you can't take him to a meeting"

"But he's baby!"

So here was Koko dressed in a matching suit with their kitten "and here I thought you didn't want him" (name) joked as he cleaned off the two "he's our son now"

[reallyromealone]

Single dad days

Ran Haitani X male reader

Child reader, fluff, baby reader

🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷☁️🩷

Ran was exhausted as his two month old cried his little heart out "yeah yeah... Papas here" ran mumbled, exhausted barely covered it as he lifted the baby into his arms and soothed him "yeah, I know..."

Ran stumbled to the kitchen as his son clung to him "let's get you a nice drink" he said taking the formula and bottle out "whiskey neat?" He joked half awake as he started making the bottle "being hungry sucks..."

Rans ex ditched him with his son--after a DNA test confirming that this was his son and Ran did his best to be at least a decent dad.

Considering his job.

It was surprising that he was given parental leave, Rindō dropping off food and stuff for him.

Rindō was surprisingly a good uncle.

"Yeah yeah, it's done see?" Ran moved his son so he could bottle feed him, watching the babe eat "you act like I starve you... Don't worry, I won't ever let you starve"

He would make sure his son had the best.

(Name) made content noises as he kicked his little feet.

"Damn good right?"

Ran walked to the livingroom, sitting down as his kid ate and put on his late night comfort show as he hung out with his kid, most nights were like this.

"You're a Haitani, you will never not have Rinny and I to protect you"

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Day six of baizhu

Birthday

Fluff, male reader, omegaverse

@yivvampire

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Baizhu groaned as he woke up to something small jumping on him, cracking his eye to see a fuzzy shape of his son "papa! It's your birthday!" His four year old pup squealed out as Baizhu put his glasses on and carried his son to the kitchen where his mate was preparing a wonderful breakfast for him.

"Happy birthday darling" (name) gently kissed the pharmacists cheek and watched the Alpha bond with their pup, the tiny pup handing him a poorly wrapped gift "for me? Thank you my little sparrow" baizhu sat down and opened the gift to see a poorly carved round doll of baizhu "oh I love it! I will keep it on my desk" the man said kissing his sons forehead as (name) set breakfast down, the two alphas watching their son pile food on Baizhus plate.

"Thank you both, this is a wonderful birthday" baizhu said softly and the two beamed.

Baizhu hated grand gestures, a small celebration with family made his heart flutter.

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Day 2 of baizhu

First snow

Fluff, child reader, dad baizhu

💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿📀💿

Winter came across liyue overnight and that meant Baizhu brought out the things to keep Changsheng warm along with his toddlers winter clothes.

"Papa snow!" Little (name) said as he bounced a bit "we can play after breakfast, then we have to go to the market" Baizhu said sipping his morning tea as he prepared breakfast for the two, little (name) wanting fish and rice "can we get coco?!" (Name) asked running to the table where his dad set their food "only if you behave" Baizhu would buy it for his child regardless but he likes to have some security of him behaving.

Though (mame) was generally a good boy.

(Name) giggled as he made a snow mountain and put some sticks as arms, baizhu giving him some charcoal from the fireplace for a face.

Honestly it looked like shit but baizhu praised his son anyways, not wanting to crush his spirit.

(Name) held his dad's hand as they went through the market, his dad grabbing the last of the seasonal vegetables as the market sellers greeted the tot fondly and a few even giving him a treat or two.

"Here's your hot chocolate" baizhu said to his son who beamed at him "thank you papa!"

When they returned home (name) was exhausted from all the walking "go check on Changsheng, papa will prepare lunch" (name) nodded and waddled to the serpent and baizhu smiled.

Maybe he could prepare his sons favorite lunch today.

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Alsooooo Souya for 5!

I have a butt ton of hand games I learned as a child that we learned as a child but a most of them were the singing hand games if you get what I mean.

Sooooo what about American!reader that is dating and teaching Souya these games but it’s kinda hard for Souya cause if the language barrier but he either research’s English just for reader ❤️ or they work things out so he can still play

Yesyesyes

A a a

My other boy

Also anything with ** is in English and without is Japanese

Event

Masterlist

Souya was absolutely enamoured at the exchange student, everyone whispering while looking at him "*would you like to introduce yourself?*" The teacher asked, they made sure to put him in a class where the homeroom teacher could explain to him.

"H-hello, my name i-is (name) (lastname), it's fun to meet you" his Japanese broken and a bit unsure but he looked so precious at his attempts "I am from (state), America)" he bowed deeply, no one quite explained to him how deep he should now so he did his best.

(Name) was seated beside Souya as class started, the blue haired teen confused as (name) held a pen of sorts and an ear plug in his ear, the teacher speaking extremely clearly.

Then came the pen once the work was brought out, the teen putting his earbuds into them and almost highlighting the page with it.

"Hello!" (Name)s Japanese was a bit formal and choppy as the kawata twins came to him at lunch, the exchange student holding a standard American lunch, a sweet smile on his face "do you're from America? Where are you from? Heard america can be crazy" nahoya spammed out questions and (name) stared wide eyed "*oh gosh uh...* I am sorry, I do not know" (name) said awkwardly and Souya nudged his brother "you can't rapid fire with him, remember that tourist?"

"Oh shit right"

Souya hung out with (name) whenever he could, the foreigner was absolutely precious and not scared of him.

"*So you...*" Souya had been practicing English constantly wanting to communicate with (name) more as the two sat on a bench together, (name) teaching the teen "Stella Ella ola" and various school yard hand games as the teen looked incredibly focused.

"I lost!" Souya groaned out but (name) smiled "it's nice"

"Close, it's ok" "it's...ok"

"Not bad"

Hand games became their go-to when they were bored, (name) teaching him "fish" and "double double" amongst other things.

Before Souya knew it, he was hopelessly in love with the other.

"Yes!" (Name) said excitedly as Souya in broken English confessed to him, the two excitedly hitting their fists together out of habit.