Caffeine Delusion

Comedy writer. Dead leg.

[foolishandfurious]

Shlorp!

[caffeinedelusion]

REFRIED BEAAAAAAAAAAANS

[tumbwr]

[jefffreybeaumont]

[caffeinedelusion]

So what am I doing now?

Well I moved back up to the Bay Area after my dog died in 2019. Took a dog walking job. Then I spent the pandemic going to school to be a dog trainer.

And now I’m certified. In fact, I’m just about to start positive reinforcement rattlesnake avoidance classes for dogs. I PURCHASED ACTUAL SNAKE BALLS (er, reproductive glands) FOR THIS.

[caffeinedelusion]

Oh shit. It’s been a while.

[markvomit]

[rrrick]

[prophets-of-prog]

[trash-fuckyou]

[fuckyoubaker]

[d--r--a]

[caffeinedelusion]

[bearmerchant-deactivated2018010]

[fuckyeahwierd]

[vhs-ninja]

[flowerinaflame]

[sprachtraeume]

[johnnythehorsepart2]

Coffee with Jesus